[Magickarp]

Originally posted by G.U.Y. Gaga

Ugh I have to get a prostate exam tommorow

Ugh i had to get one once and I'm very sure the doc was gay. Weird this is all he did was stare at my dick He didn't grab the nuts to feel for anything.

[jax.]

Originally posted by Bitchcraft

coffee + tea + water is like the trinity of drinks tbh. there are no better drinks.

oomg so true. i love black coffee. it's bitter just like me

[wesleywalrus]

Originally posted by Joaquin

how do you guys act when you're drunk?

really, really bad and messy. Somehow I always end up on the floor. One time, last Halloween, I got so wasted I crawled around the floor in my pharaoh costume (underwear all showing because it was a long black t-shirt/dress) and ended up on the campus-wide snapchat story.

[Changes]

i get a little nervous when i read prostate exam and taco bell in just a few posts between each other.

[Guernica]

I feel like coffee would give me the *****

[Marvin]

OMGGGGG I just remembered I'm working tonight

I haven't gotten any sleep

[jax.]

Originally posted by Dessy Fenix

Not when Smoothie, Milkshake, and Milk exists

i feel you have diarrhea more than the average person

[Pecinta Mariah]

Originally posted by Guernica

askjalska

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kL8KlS4qj_.../FatMariah.jpg

Hot

[Hollywood.]

moo

[jax.]

Originally posted by Guernica

I feel like coffee would give me the *****

you can't drink it too fast or it'll go straight through you and give you the jitters. drink at a slow and steady pace.

[Changes]

Originally posted by Guernica

I feel like coffee would give me the *****

it already gives me that...that's why i only get small coffees.

[Lukey]

Originally posted by Guernica

askjalska

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kL8KlS4qj_.../FatMariah.jpg

Oh stop it!

That's clearly fake... Lol.

(right?)

[Dessy Fenix]

Originally posted by jax.

i feel you have diarrhea more than the average person

I only had diarrhea once in my life, years ago...

[Guernica]

Originally posted by Luke 

Oh stop it!

That's clearly fake... Lol.

(right?)

it's a leaked pic from a private photoshoot she did when she was married to nick

[Bitchcraft]

Originally posted by Bitchcraft

coffee + tea + water is like the trinity of drinks tbh. there are no better drinks.

wow isn't funny that the baseline for all these drinks is WATER? Ugh truly the king of pop!

Originally posted by Dessy Fenix

Not when Smoothie, Milkshake, and Milk exists

Milk is disgusting.

[6 Apple St]

#PigEditsAreLife

[Joyride]

I put on a fake Spanish accent when I get drunk it's so funny

[Changes]

wonderlust persona's change almost as much as nicki's.

[Magickarp]

Originally posted by Guernica

I feel like coffee would give me the *****

wottice *****

[6 Apple St]

Originally posted by Pecinta Mariah

would you buy this DVD?

#PigEditsAreLife