Save your coins for the airfare to Sasquatchketwaletan for the next round of Bryan Adams dates Does he fit your daddy mold? Was it a Summer of '69
Thank god he's coming to Toronto so I can thirst locally. Bryan Adams is so zaddy it hurts me physically. There's this photo of him shirtless for his 2005 tour.
K, yeah whatever you wanna do with it. We're going to pitch in and buy it as a base? And I get to keep it in my collection since I'm the rightful Material Boy award winner? even though it was never made as an award because I would win every year
I haven't done anything worthy of punishment but I'd much rather be abused with the riding crop from Confessions than with the cane from Sticky & Sweet
I always DROOLED at that shot 
MY BITCH SERVING ME GODDESS MOMMY UGH
The Confessions Tour riding crop just showed up at one of the online stores I check.
Does he fit your daddy mold? 
Negative Man from EarthBound. 
but I'd much rather be abused with the riding crop from Confessions than with the cane from Sticky & Sweet 