[2014]

Katy Perry ft. Kanye West – E.T.

Final score : [2.45]

Yikes

Katherine St Asaph: **** you, Katy Perry. You know exactly what your song is doing. No? Let’s break it down. You get Kanye West to guest on your song. Kanye West is still remembered for that little incident with Taylor Swift. You know, the one where the public, even when they weren’t pasting up blatantly racist memes, portrayed West as the scary, uncouth minority guy who encroached upon Swift’s glowy whiteness. You know exactly what happened there. Then you start singing lyrics about wanting to be with an alien, a time-tested metaphor for race even if you hadn’t clarified that he was “foreign.” And then you sing about wanting to be a victim and being abducted. In other words, you’re spouting some really ****ing racist ********, Katy Perry. And it’s all played for titillation, of course, because that’s what you do. And you know what’s nearly as bad? This is one of your best-sounding songs! You’re not yarling nearly as much as you used to, although in the bridge you still affect that hollow, breathy voice people use when just starting lessons. And even if your song kinda bites “All the Things You Said” and “Gravity of Love” (it’s the “When the Levee Breaks” drums), it still sounds pretty good! And then you had to go ruin it, just like you did with “I Kissed a Girl” and “Hot N Cold” and “Teenage Dream” and all the rest, only this time you ruined it so much it’s completely unlistenable. **** YOU, KATY PERRY. I’m gonna go listen to Tanya Donelly’s “The Bright Light” now, and again and again, until you just ****ing disappear already.

Score : 0

http://www.thesinglesjukebox.com/?p=3337

OMFG

[Chemist]

Levels is not as bad as fomos claim

Earned it and The Hills are far worse songs

[slw84]

Originally posted by Eglė

YASSS my baby finally took home the prize

[rihannafan]

Absolute Punk:
"For this record, Lana Del Rey went all out with her ambition, bringing her vision to life in a way that only she could. She's making music that only she could make, that possess a unique sound no one else is bringing to the table right now."

Drowned In Sound:
"You’ve [Lana Del Rey] found your own style and run with it. It’s amazing to see someone so free and in control."

Popmatters:
"Producing three major-label albums in four years has developed Lana Del Rey into an artistic innovator who fearlessly draws from style and substance across the past century, whose vision is completely original and not remotely predictable."

The acclaim

[Starstruck.]

UK:
24 Nick Jonas - Levels 0.1268 £0.59

This is another LEVEL of prostitution when you discount your single in the US & UK AHHH where's LTWIL

[lonnie]

Ben Affleck has ruined Gone Girl, his acting is worse than both his exes.

[Lord Blackout]

Originally posted by Chemist

Levels is not as bad as fomos claim

Earned it and The Hills are far worse songs

Only Earned It is bad. The Hills is great and I don't like The Weeknd that much.

[Kworb]

Aww the last-ditch effort to save Levels. I wonder if it'll work for him a third time.

[Chemist]

Popmatters:
"Producing three major-label albums in four years has developed Lana Del Rey into an artistic innovator who fearlessly draws from style and substance across the past century, whose vision is completely original and not remotely predictable."

she is just so good and kind to us for releasing these past 2 masterpieces

[Stark]

New Americana > High By The Beach



Honeymoon > Badlands, tho.

[lonnie]

Originally posted by Chemist

Levels is not as bad as fomos claim

Earned it and The Hills are far worse songs

No.

[Badger]

Originally posted by Chemist

http://www.thesinglesjukebox.com/?p=18384

Halsey - New Americana




Final score: 3.62

Hihi poor TRASH

Love those comments. So glad people see through her transparency.

[Kworb]

Originally posted by Starstruck.

UK:
24 Nick Jonas - Levels 0.1268 £0.59

This is another LEVEL of prostitution when you discount your single in the US & UK AHHH where's LTWIL

It's been £0.59 in the UK for weeks, it was the only way to get them to buy it.

[rihannafan]

Originally posted by Chemist

Levels is not as bad as fomos claim

Earned it and The Hills are far worse songs

What even

[2014]

Originally posted by Starstruck.

UK:
24 Nick Jonas - Levels 0.1268 £0.59

This is another LEVEL of prostitution when you discount your single in the US & UK AHHH where's LTWIL

Funny how you are always calling for either RRN1 or LTWIL

If discounting a song = prostitution, in that case, your fave Katy Perry is the biggest prostitute of all time. Mess, you bascially dragged her with this post

[Stark]

Originally posted by Chemist

Levels is not as bad as fomos claim

Earned it and The Hills are far worse songs

The Hills & Earned It >>>>>>>>>>>> Levels

[rihannafan]

Halsey's hate bandwagon is kind of annoying. There are far worse artists people should be focusing on. Like Ed Sheeran.

[Lord Blackout]

Originally posted by Kworb

It's been £0.59 in the UK for weeks, it was the only way to get them to buy it.

Did they?

[Badger]

Originally posted by 2014

Katy Perry ft. Kanye West – E.T.

Final score : [2.45]

Yikes



http://www.thesinglesjukebox.com/?p=3337

OMFG

How did you find my review?

[Starstruck.]

Originally posted by Kworb

It's been £0.59 in the UK for weeks, it was the only way to get them to buy it.

And it peaked at #52?