Ms. Judge: Can you in your own words explain to me the cause of this accident that almost killed four people?
Urban_Fan: Ooooh yas GAWDt mawma, I was on ATRL dot net trying to snatchE a Spoon so I wouldn't get eliminated, I was NOT about to let those gworls get the last laugh *Z-Snap*
Ms. Judge: Do you mean Let's Spoon?
Judgment in favor of the Defendant, @ the Plaintiffs pay your own damn hospital bills, this man had to get a Spoon for god's sakes.