I'm here for all the kids being taken away from the Countess at some point and her going on a full blown meltdown that is scary/heart-breaking considering she 'loves' them all so much
I am so excited for this. I'm not worried about the reviews I just want new Gaga. I've seen Gaga pose for paparazzi and she loves the lense. She loves the attention. She's a theater girl. The camara loves her. So even if she's not a great actress I know she will be amazing to look at. She's just a fierce fearless attention loving woman. And I love her for that. Bring it Gaga
BOTTOM LINE: A dark opener, even by "AHS" standards, with some searing (by TV standards) violence.
It will forcibly repel some viewers, disturb the rest. That is the plan, after all. "AHS" never bought into the idea that less is more, but that more is more. Much more is even better. The season opener is downright operatic with the gore, and more indebted to the hotel horror of Eli Roth ("Hostel") than to the Coen Brothers' "Barton Fink." If hardly a quantum advance over the fourth season, it makes the first look like a sitcom.
Like the previous four "AHS" editions, the fifth is a visual feast (which is probably the wrong word here, but you get the idea). Everything -- everyone, and not just Gaga -- is eroticized, too. Even the shadows are seductive.
'Let's talk about one Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta -- you know her as Gaga -- because that's all anyone coming to the fifth season of "AHS" will want to talk about anyway. As the Countess Elizabeth, she's a voluptuary and old soul -- possibly an ancient soul -- with vermilion lips that look like a smear of blood. Or maybe that's just because they are smeared with blood. When she first drifts onto screen, the impulse is to gawk, then shield your eyes. She's a bright white light that punctures the gloom, much as that exotic hand accessory of hers punctures throats. Gaga fits perfectly into Ryan Murphy's tableau of horror-meets-sex-meets-death. Her eroticism may be lethal but also Gagaesque, abetted by a pair of nipple shields that look expensive and painful. How fitting Gaga waited until "AHS" to make her TV series debut.'
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Does anyone know why only some sites count for MC? Like whats the criteria?
I don't mind it. I actually love grimy movies my fear is just that it mind end up getting boring. Which is a stupid fear but stil...
Well if they will be able to serve consistent quality throughout the whole season there will be no problem.
You can hardly call Coven grim and joyless but it was boring af after ep6