I have received ZERO submissions so far for my Madonna Base "LIKE A DIRTY *****" Contest, the winner of which was scheduled to be announced this Thursday. Dearest Madonna Base Baes, please take all the ****s out of your orifices for ONE GOD DAMN SECOND to take a picture of your Madonna stan collection or sum **** like I mentioned in the official announcement below.
Thank You for participating btw. 
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Please excuse the absence of a fancy banner () as I announce the ENTRY RULES for my long-awaited
Madonna Base "LIKE A DIRTY *****" Contest! Follow the instructions below and YOU may win a copy of the ROLLING STONE'S NEW MADONNA SPECIAL COLLECTOR'S EDITION ISSUE!
Please choose ONE of the following options. Multiple entries from the same member will be disregarded and the member will be disqualified from the contest.
1)
Submit a photo of your own Madonna fan collection (maximum 3 photos). Remember that no collection is too big or too small! You can take a photo of all your CDs, vinyls, and posters together, or you can take a photo of just one or two special pieces that mean a lot to you –
It’s up to you to decide! Accompanying your photo should be a short description (maximum 5 sentences, only one description allowed) of the item/s shown. Try your best to impress me!
How to submit: Wall Message, Private Message, or Instagram Direct Message (@mrmikefern
). Do not submit via the base.
2)
Submit a short written piece (maximum 15 sentences, but don’t worry if it’s any shorter
) describing your favorite Madonna memory or experience. It can be about your earliest Madonna memory, a description of when you saw her live in concert, or anything similar.
How to submit: Wall Message or Private Message. Do not submit via the base.
3)
Submit your own personal ranking of Madonna’s studio albums (you MUST include I'm Breathless
) AND/OR her 12 US #1 singles. Accompanying each list should be a description (maximum 10 sentences) of why you have ranked the albums and/or singles in that order. Please speak generally and DO NOT include a reason for your placement of each album and/or single.
How to submit: Wall Message or Private Message. Do not submit via the base.
The winner of the
Madonna Base "LIKE A DIRTY *****" Contest will be revealed TWO WEEKS from today. Submissions will be accepted immediately. The coveted prize - a copy of the ROLLING STONE'S NEW MADONNA SPECIAL COLLECTOR'S EDITION ISSUE - is ready to ship from NYC to
anywhere in the world! If you have any questions, please contact me via my wall or though PM.
Good luck and MAY THE BEST DIRTY ***** WIN!
