[Ecstasy]

Did Nick Jonas really try to be Iggy Azelias opening act? This isn't a Joke?

OT:
This is the last and only thing anybody ever remembers about this poor excuse of a stall. Hope she savored the rotisserie chicken Luke used to post his lawsuit that wasn't put on hold on her door

[Stark]

Downtown is so catchy.

[Remixed]

The GP doesn't know about Kesha's whale pic. The last thing they probably remember is Tik Tok.

However, the last thing they remember about Britney is when she was shaving her head and hitting things with an umbrella

[iHype.]

Omg, his Atlanta date was so great don't remind. Loved it. He performed like ALL his 30 hits; and had like so much special guests for his hometown. It was amazing. + that night he got me into Rae Sremmurd, the new Hip-Hop Legends.

I'm still mad he performed I Don't Mind for us, told us the performance would be in the music video, and never released a music video though...

[Biggie]

Originally posted by collin

There needs to be a 2007ney interlude at her Circus Act so the GeePee can reminisce/cry.
Everytime can be playing during it while a Microsoft PowerPoint of her bald umbrella
excursion/attack and other photos like her kids with cigs, her sweatsuit looks & etc.
Then she can come out and SLÉY the chubby Gimme More look VMA-style.

I'd go

[slw84]

Originally posted by iHype.

And yeah, Britney can dance better than Katy/Taylor/Gaga/whatever, but that's because they actually focus on singing too?...

If you told them to just lip sync everything EVERY single night and never focus on singing, focus on dancing 100%, they'd be dancing much better than her. Britney as a singer, has no pressure to sing, just dance, and that's all she can do? After a decade of no singing? She should be dancing like a professional Dancing World Champion or something.

I love Katy but when she lipped Roar at that award show she danced worse.

Let's not be silly in thinking that all it takes is practice when it comes to dancing. People like Beyonce, Britney, Janet, Michael etc. have to have an innate ability to dance.

Otherwise, you'll be doing moves like Mariah someone who was no ability to do that choreography well no matter how many times she practiced.

[Kworb]

Iggy Azalea recently announced that she was hitting the road with heartthrob du jour Nick Jonas (after getting him confused with brother Joe) for The Great Escape Tour. Today (December 15), the femcee revealed that they will be joined by rising R&B diva Tinashe and DJ Wizz Kid. What a line-up!

[collin]

Kesha could be a permanent guest on the Circus Act and be chained to a huge Ouija board and smacked/tortured during Till The World Ends. Throwing tomatoes are 50¢.

[B-Luke]

Originally posted by collin

There needs to be a 2007ney interlude at her Circus Act so the GeePee can reminisce/cry.
Everytime can be playing during it while a Microsoft PowerPoint of her bald umbrella
excursion/attack and other photos like her kids with cigs, her sweatsuit looks & etc.
Then she can come out and SLÉY the chubby Gimme More look VMA-style.

I'd go

Wow at this crass/confrontative art experience. If only she wasn't the more apathetic female version of Bender.

[BobBertran1992]

Originally posted by iHype.

Omg, his Atlanta date was so great don't remind. Loved it. He performed like ALL his 30 hits; and had like so much special guests for his hometown. It was amazing. + that night he got me into Rae Sremmurd, the new Hip-Hop Legends.

I'm still mad he performed I Don't Mind for us, told us the performance would be in the music video, and never released a music video though...

Poor 1989 tour

[Ecstasy]

A reminder that Ke$ha admitted to having the rights to her life be signed away to Luke without her willing consent. The only person in the music industry who is a bigger loser than Iggy.

[Stark]

5 hours 25 minutes till the Holiest Dreams video.

[iHype.]

If Ke$ha released a song today, could it genuinely even hit Top 40 on iTunes? She's at Carly level at this point.

It's so sad she actually thinks he Rocker music is great, and something worth ruining her little career and decent Pop songs over. And we're suppose to believe she has a 140 IQ?

[collin]

Originally posted by Remixed

The GP doesn't know about Kesha's whale pic. The last thing they probably remember is Tik Tok.

However, the last thing they remember about Britney is when she was shaving her head and hitting things with an umbrella

I ALMOST forgot. There needs to also be a "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE" interlude (with Piece Of Me playing over the abrasive weeping) and a "LIFETIME CONSERVATORSHIP" one, too These missed opportunities.

[YR.]

Originally posted by dwuw

5 hours 25 minutes till the Holiest Dreams video.

It will go top 3 on iTunes for sure.

[2014]

More people will tune in to see Nick perform at the Pre- Show thanks to Queen Taylor.

Nick's team knew this all along, that's why they didn't book him for the main show.

[collin]

omg
You'd never be able to guess she spends 20 hours each day $hackled in a leaky cellar.

[onna]

Originally posted by Kworb

Iggy Azalea recently announced that she was hitting the road with heartthrob du jour Nick Jonas (after getting him confused with brother Joe)

Poor that

[Lein]

Prostitute Jonas is the biggest joke since Soulja Boy . At least the latter had hits

[Ramos]

Somebody point me to the VMAs audience cams and all that stuff.

That's where the real entertainment is at.