I'd be in for anything tbh, i just wouldn't be... as... enthused. I'd go see her if she came on stage for three minutes to talk about the wonders of ashtanga yoga.
One day Madonna walked into her own bedroom to find Guy doing more than just judo with his bodyguard. At first miffed that he was in her room and not in the crawlspace beneath the stairs that she'd designated for him, she was then horrified and finally saddened to discover that for all those years, she'd failed to satisfy her man. After scouring the sleaziest sex shops in London, she found the right fit. Putting it on in the bathroom while Guy waited on all fours in the next room, she stared at herself in the mirror for a moment.
"Well... I have to try to be a good girl... try to be his wife...."
One day Madonna walked into her own bedroom to find Guy doing more than just judo with his bodyguard. At first miffed that he was in her room and not in the crawlspace beneath the stairs that she'd designated for him, she was then horrified and finally saddened to discover that for all those years, she'd failed to satisfy her man. After scouring the sleaziest sex shops in London, she found the right fit. Putting it on in the bathroom while Guy waited on all fours in the next room, she stared at herself in the mirror for a moment.
"Well... I have to try to be a good girl... try to be his wife...."
She diminished haself. She swallowed ha light.
You should write actual Madonna erotica. You're good.
There's a big difference between saturating a market (Sticky and Sweet) and ABSOLUTELY TARNISHING YOUR TOURING REPUTATION THANKS TO A HORRID SETLIST (MDNE Tour)
Plus those late arrivals
There's a big difference between saturating a market (Sticky and Sweet) and ABOSOLUTELY TARNISHING YOUR TOURING REPUTATION THANKS TO A HORRID SETLIST (MDNE Tour)
Plus those late arrivals
Anyway, back to Guy Ritchie's anal defloration
The setlist may not have been great, but the show more than made up for it. From videos, I can't imagine anyone going and leaving thinking 'meh', surely? I mean seriously?
she totally destroyed that bussy
That's what Mr. Fahrenheit meant? 
She diminished haself. 