[holocene]

Originally posted by DevonRoars

Edward Cullen teas

[RideOrDie]

Originally posted by jax.

i ****ing hate retro


i'm in love with guernica

No hetero stuff, please.

[Guernica]

I'm in love with a stripper

[Troye]

Yeah, I'm done with Retro too.

Asexual life is where it's at.

[jax.]

Originally posted by Legit

Why do the gays worship lindsay lohan

omg legit i've always wondered this

like why do white gays love hot messes. they love paris hilton, 2007 britney, anna nicole smith, lindsay lohan, courtney stodden, amanda bynes, and basically any other white girl who has a criminal record/married an old man.

[Retro]

Originally posted by jax.

i ****ing hate retro

i'm in love with guernica

Get in line again, take a number, you can call me homosexual slurs for half price today (@nhalf of ATRL, I know you want to take this offer)

[Diarrhoea]

Originally posted by Guernica

I'm in love with a stripper

narcissism teas

married to myself

björk teas

[DevonDreams]

Your love your love eh

[Doc Xoce]

Originally posted by Diarrhoea

r u serious? twins <3

now prove how much u want me to <3



hihihihi, I have the power.

Jk, I'm actually orthodox

[Almodusa]

Just got back from a date and it wasn't the person I thought it was gonna be

[jax.]

Originally posted by RideOrDie

No hetero stuff, please.

i love vaginas

[RatedG²]

Originally posted by Retro

Well you look very gay I just look adorable sorry

Take it back. No one thinks I'm gay irl (I actually dated the girl in my profile pic for a while that's probably one reason why no one thinks I am)

[Diarrhoea]

Originally posted by jax.

omg legit i've always wondered this

like why do white gays love hot messes. they love paris hilton, 2007 britney, anna nicole smith, lindsay lohan, courtney stodden, amanda bynes, and basically any other white girl who has a criminal record/married an old man.

Amanda Bynes is bae, the rest...

[Retro]

Originally posted by Dylan O'Brien

Yeah, I'm done with Retro too.

Asexual life is where it's at.

Not everyone leaving me simultaneously.

The Emancipation of Retro is close anyway.

[DevonDreams]

Originally posted by jax.

omg legit i've always wondered this

like why do white gays love hot messes. they love paris hilton, 2007 britney, anna nicole smith, lindsay lohan, courtney stodden, amanda bynes, and basically any other white girl who has a criminal record/married an old man.

bc they are tragic but beautiful at the same time + theyre our childhood idols

[RatedG²]

Originally posted by Dylan O'Brien

Yeah, I'm done with Retro too.

Asexual life is where it's at.

Oop @ you leaving Retro. How fitting

[Latinazza]

I'm in love with a man nearly twice my age

[Guernica]

Originally posted by jax.

omg legit i've always wondered this

like why do white gays love hot messes. they love paris hilton, 2007 britney, anna nicole smith, lindsay lohan, courtney stodden, amanda bynes, and basically any other white girl who has a criminal record/married an old man.

this is my overdramatic overanalyzing ass talking so excuse me for a moment it's rooted in misogyny because they love seeing women's lives being ruined and dehumanized

[RideOrDie]

Originally posted by jax.

i love vaginas

[jax.]

Originally posted by Retro

Get in line again, take a number, you can call me homosexual slurs for half price today (@nhalf of ATRL, I know you want to take this offer)

sounds nice<3 im in line rn