These people are so incompetent. So I go in and thank god for insurance because they were gonna charge me $50 for nonsense. So anyways I'm sitting down and tell them I can't hear out of my right ear, having bad migraine pain, ringing in my ear and I can even hear my heart beating and they're like "oh you must have swimmer's ear. It's when you swim a lot and water gets trapped in your ear"
Um no I haven't swam for 8 months but whatever I'm waiting and they're like "okay so this is what we are gonna do. I'm gonna take this spray bottle with half peroxide, half water and spray it in your ear to clear up and blockage". I'm like okay sounds fine, it shouldn't hurt
These bitches get this long ass straw or whatever, stick it way too far in my ear that it starts bleeding and start spraying it hard as ****. There's wax and blood falling all over my M&T💎 shirt (which is white btw) and I'm feeling like I'm gonna faint from the pain, as if the migraine wasn't bad enough. So then the doctor is like "well usually there's one big particle but you have many small pieces" so he takes some instrument (ironically I only now the Japanese name for this instrument. It's the long stick-like thing with a tiny circle on the end, used for sterilization) and sticks it in my ear and forcibly drags pieces of gunk out and he stops midway because "there's too much blood for me to work around so I'll give you an ear drops prescription instead" like bitch I just got done with having ear drops in my damn ear I'm tired of it!

. So yeah now it looks like I just stepped out of a horror movie and I need to go to Rite Aid to pick up my prescription.
A waste of my time