
Subomie Matthews Subomie |
A closet drag racer, this fearsome *** was runner-up in ATRL Elite and is currently competing in the 13th season of ATRL's Next Top Member. Like Ross Matthews, Subomie is kind, witty, and a fatter, gay version of Kathy Griffin. |

Darcy Kressley Darcy Edwards |
Runner-up in Cycle 10 of ANTM, Darcy/Drip is a queen in every sense of the word. Optimistic, colorful, and full of draggy real life experience, Darcy is an expert. Like Carson, Darcy is constantly mistaken for a woman and hasn't been relevant in years. |

Pears Rice
keshaspearsxo |
Pears brings to the table largely what Santino did; next to nothing. Just joking! A fan of camp and ugly-cute, Pears was second runner-up in Platinum Hit 7, one of the largest ATRL games in the history of this site. Like Santino, Pears can't even win a songwriting competition. |

Michelle TOOsage TheOnlyOne |
A queen of all queens, TOO has maintained the Rupaul's Drag Race thread since 2012, seeing it grow to the 4th biggest Celebria thread of all time. She is known for her fabulous hosting of the queen and fashion rates (accepting nominations now). Like Michelle Visage, most of TOO is fake. Unlike Michelle Visage, TOO admits she has a dick. |

CitruPaul
Citrus |
Lastly we have the head high bitch herself. Citrus is the winner of ANTM Cycle 12, ATRL's The Slasher, ATRL: The Debates, The Slasher: Extreme Edition, and host of the wildly successful game The Sleaze. Like Rupaul, Citrus's head is so far up his ass that he uses third person to describe himself. |