Here are lyrics to every song. Call me out if you see any errors. I'm unsure of a couple things like the demonic lines of Tag, You're It's second verse lol.
Cry Baby
You seem to replace your brain with your heart
You take things so hard and then fall apart
You try to explain but before you can start
Those cry baby tears come out of the dark
[Pre-Chorus:]
Someone’s turning the handle to the faucet in your eyes
You’re pouring out where everyone can see
Your heart’s too big for your body, that’s why it won’t fit inside
You’re pouring out where everyone can see
[Chorus:]
They call you cry baby, cry baby
But you don’t ****ing care
Cry baby, cry baby
So you laugh through your tears
Cry baby, cry baby
‘Cause you don’t ****ing care
Tears fall to the ground
You just let them drown
You just let them drown
Cry baby, cry baby
You’re all on your own and you lost all your friends
You told yourself that it’s not you, it’s them
You’re one of a kind and no one understands
But those cry baby tears keep coming back again
[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus]
Cry baby, cry baby
You just let them drown
Cry baby, cry baby
You just let them drown
I look at you and see myself
And I know you better than anyone else
And I have the same faucet in my eyes
So your tears are mine
They call me cry baby, cry baby
But I don’t ****ing care
Cry baby, cry baby
I laugh through my tears
Cry baby, cry baby
‘Cause I don’t ****ing care
Tears fall to the ground
I just let them drown
Cry baby, cry baby
I just let them drown
Cry baby, cry baby
You just let them drown
They call you cry baby, cry baby
I just let them drown
Cry baby, cry baby
You just let them drown
Dollhouse
Hey, girl, open the walls, play with your dolls
We’ll be a perfect family
When you walk away is when we really play
You don’t hear me when I say
“Mom, please wake up. Dad’s with a ****
And your son is smoking cannabis”
No one ever listens, this wallpaper glistens
Don’t let them see what goes down in the kitchen
[Chorus:]
Places, places, get in your places
Throw on your dress and put on your doll faces
Everyone thinks that we’re perfect
Please, don’t let them look through the curtains
Picture, picture, smile for the picture
Pose with your brother, won’t you be a good sister?
Everyone thinks that we’re perfect
Please, don’t let them look through the curtains
D-O-L-L-H-O-U-S-E
I see things that nobody else sees
D-O-L-L-H-O-U-S-E
I see things that nobody else sees
Hey, girl, look at my mom, she’s got it going on (ha!)
You’re blinded by her jewelry
When you turn your back, she pulls out a flask
And forgets his infidelity
Uh oh, she’s coming to the attic
Plastic, go back to being plastic
No one ever listens, this wallpaper glistens
One day they’ll see what goes down in the kitchen
[Chorus]
Hey, girl
Hey, girl, open your walls, play with your dolls
We’ll be a perfect family
[Chorus]
Sippy Cup
[Chorus:]
Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
Sex don’t sleep when the lights are off
Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
And syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
He’s still dead when you’re done with the bottle
Of course, it’s a corpse that you keep in the cradle
Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
Syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
Blood money, blood money
How did you afford this ring that I love honey?
Just another shift at the drug company
He doesn’t think I’m that ****ing dumb, does he?
It doesn’t matter what you pull up to your home, we know what goes on inside
You call that ass your own, we call that silicone
Silly girl with silly boys
[Chorus]
Pill diet, pill diet
If they give you a new pill then you will buy it
If they say to kill yourself then you will try it
All the makeup in the world won’t make you less insecure
Your got weights in your pockets when you go to the doctors
Your favorite candy’s cotton, that’s why all your teeth are rotten
Silly girl with silly boy
[Chorus]
Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
Sex don’t sleep when the lights are off
Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
And syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
Carousel
[Chorus:]
Round and round like a horse on a carousel, we go
Will I catch up to love? I can never tell, I don’t know
Chasing after you is like a fairytale but I
Feel like I’m glued on tight to this carousel
Come, come one, come all
You must be this tall
To ride this ride
At the carnival
Oh, come take my hand
And run through play land
So high, too high
At the carnival
And it’s all fun and games ‘till somebody falls in love
But you already bought a ticket and there’s no turning back now
[Chorus]
This horse is too slow
We’re always this close
Almost, almost
We’re a freakshow
Right, right when I’m near
It’s like you disappear
Where’d you go?
Mr. Houdini, you’re a freakshow
And it’s all fun and games ‘till somebody falls in love
But you already bought a ticket and there’s no turning back now
[Chorus]
Why did you steal my cotton candy heart?
You threw it in this damn coin slot
And now I’m stuck, I’m stuck
Riding, riding, riding
[Chorus]
Alphabet Boy
Always aiming paper airplanes at me when you’re around
You build me up like building blocks just so you can break me down
You can crush my candycane but you’ll never catch me cry
If you dangle that diploma and I dead you, don’t be surprised
[Pre-Chorus:]
I know my ABCs yet you keep teaching me
I say “**** your degree, alphabet boy”
You think you’re smarter than me with all your bad poetry
**** all your ABCs, alphabet boy
[Chorus:]
I’m not a little kid now
Watch me get big now
Spell my name on the fridge now
With all your alphabet toys
You won the spelling bee now?
But are you smarter than me now?
You’re the prince of the playground
Little alphabet boy
Apples aren’t always appropriate apologies
Butterscotch and bubblegum drops are bittersweet to me
You call me a child while you keep counting all your coins
But you’re not my daddy, and I’m not your dolly, and your dictionary’s destroyed
[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus]
Alphabet boy
Oh, alphabet boy
Alphabet boy
Alphabet boy
My alphabet boy
Ooh
[Chorus]
Alphabet boy
Soap
Guess I better wash my mouth out with soap
Think I just remembered something
I think I left the faucet running
Now my words are filling up the tub
Darling, you’re just soaking in it
But I know you’ll get out the minute
You notice all your fingers pruning up
[Pre-Chorus:]
I’m tired of being careful, tiptoe
Trying to keep the water warm
Let me under your skin
Uh, oh, there it goes
I said too much it overflowed
Why do I always spill?
[Chorus:]
I feel it coming out my throat
Guess I better wash my mouth out with soap
God, I wish I never spoke
Now I gotta wash my mouth out with soap
I feel it coming out my throat
Guess I better wash my mouth out with soap
God, I wish I never spoke
Now I gotta wash my mouth out with soap
I think I got myself in trouble
So I’ll fill the bath with bubbles
Then I’ll put the towels all away
Should’ve never said the word ‘love’
Threw a toaster in the bathtub
I’m sick of all the games I have to play
[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorusx2]
Training Wheels
Riding down, riding down
My hand on your seat, the whole way ‘round
I carry bandaids on me now
For when your soft hands hit the jagged ground
Wheels aren’t even touching the ground
Scared to take them off but they’re so worn down
Promise I won’t push you straight to the dirt
If you promise me you’ll take them off first
[Chorus:]
I love everything you do
When you call me ****ing dumb for the stupid **** I do
I wanna ride my bike with you, fully undressed
No training wheels left for you, I’ll pull them off for you
I love everything you do
When you call me ****ing dumb for the stupid **** I do
I wanna ride my bike with you, fully undressed
No training wheels left for you, I’ll pull them off for you
Letting go, letting go
Tell you things you already know
I explode, I explode
Asking you where you want us to go
You been riding two wheelers all your life
It’s not like I’m asking to be your wife
I wanna make you mine but that’s hard to say
Is this coming off in a cheesy way?
[Chorus]
Love everything you do
Let me ride my bike with you
No training wheels left for you
[Chorus]
Pity Party
Did my invitations disappear?
Why’d I put my heart on every cursive letter?
Tell me why the hell no one is here
Tell me what to do to make it all feel better
[Pre-Chorus:]
Maybe it’s a cruel joke on me
Whatever, whatever
Just means there’s way more cake for me
Forever, forever
[Chorus:]
It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to, cry, cry, cry
I’ll cry until the candles burn down this place
I’ll cry until my pity party’s in flames
It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to, cry, cry, cry
I’ll cry until the candles burn down this place
I’ll cry until my pity party’s in flames
Maybe if I knew all of them well
I wouldn’t have been trapped inside this hell that holds me
Maybe if I casted out a spell
Or told them decorations were in pastel ribbons
[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus]
I’m laughing, I’m crying
It feels like I’m dying
I’m laughing, I’m crying
It feels like I’m dying
I’m laughing, I’m crying
It feels like I’m dying
I’m dying
I’m dying
It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to
It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to
[Chorus]
It’s my party, it’s, it’s my party
It’s my party, it’s, it’s my party
It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to, cry, cry, cry
Tag Youre It
Looking at me through your window
Boy, you had your eye out for a little
I’d cut you up and make you dinner
You race me and you are the winner
Rolling down your tinted window
Driving next to me so slow
He said let me take you for a joyride
I’ve got some candy for you inside
[Chorus:]
Running through the parking lot
He chased me and he wouldn’t stop
Tag, you’re it, tag, tag, you’re it
Grabbed my hand, pushed me down
Took the words right out my mouth
Tag, you’re it, tag, tag, you’re it
Can anybody hear me? Am I hidden underground?
Can anybody hear me? Am I talking to myself?
Saying tag, you’re it, tag, tag you’re it
He’s saying tag, you’re it, tag, tag, you’re it
Little bit of poison in me
I can taste your skin in my teeth
I love it when I hear you breathe
I hope to God you never leave
[Chorus]
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Catch a lady by her toes
If she screams don’t let her go
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
You mother said to pick the very best girl
And I am
[Chorus]
Running through the parking lot
He chased me and he wouldn’t stop
Tag, you’re it, tag, tag, you’re it
Grab my hand, push me down
Took the words right out my mouth
Tag, you’re it, tag, tag, you’re it
Milk and Cookies
One, two
Melatonins coming for you
Three, four
Baby, won’t you lock the door?
Five, six
I’m done with this
Seven, eight
It’s getting late so close your eyes and sleep for days
Hush little baby, drink your spoiled milk
I’m ****ing crazy, need my prescription filled
Do you like my cookies? They’re made just for you
A little bit of sugar but lots of poison, too
[Chorus:]
Ashes, ashes, time to come down
Ooh, honey, do you want me now?
Can’t take it anymore, need to put you to bed
Sing you a lullaby where you die at the end
Nine, ten
Never wanna see you again
Eleven, twelve
I pull off black so well
**** behind the curtain
That I’m sick of sugarcoating
Next time when you’re alone
Think twice when you grab the phone
[Chorusx2]
Pacify Her
Tired, blue boy walks my way
Holding a girl’s hand
That basic bitch leaves finally
Now I can take her man
Someone told me stay away from things that aren’t yours
But was he yours if he wanted me so bad?
[Chorus:]
Pacify her
She’s getting on my nerves
You don’t love her
Stop lying with those words
Pacify her
She’s getting on my nerves
You don’t love her
Stop lying with those words
I can’t stand her whining
Where’s her binky now?
And loving her seems tiring
So, boy, just love me down, down, down
Someone told me stay away from things that aren’t yours
But was he yours if he wanted me so bad?
[Chorus]
Pacify her
She’s getting on my nerves
You don’t love her
Stop lying with those words
[Chorus]
Mrs. Potato Head
If you weren’t born with it
You can buy a couple ornaments
Just be sure to read the warning, kids
‘Cause pretty soon you’ll be bored of it
Sexual, hey girl, if you wanna feel sexual
You can always call up a professional
They stick pins in you like a vegetable
[Pre-Chorus:]
Kids forever, kids forever
Baby soft skin turns into leather
Don’t be dramatic, it’s only some plastic
No one will love you if you’re unattractive
[Chorus:]
Oh, will Mrs. Potato Head tell me
Is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?
Oh, will Mr. Potato Head tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear you’ll stay forever?
Even if her face don’t stay together?
Even if her face don’t stay together?
If you want a little more confidence
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah, it’s common sense
All you needs a couple more condiments
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments
It’s such a waste when little girls grow into their mother’s face
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate
[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus]
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don’t stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don’t stay together
[Chorus]
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don’t stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don’t stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don’t stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don’t stay together
Mad Hatter
My friends don’t walk, they run
Skinny-dip in rabbit holes for fun
Popping, popping balloons with guns
Getting high off helium
We paint white roses red
Each shaped from a different person’s head
This dream, dream is a killer
Getting drunk with a blue caterpillar
[Pre-Chorus:]
I’m peeling the skin off my face
‘Cause I really hate being safe
The normals, they make me afraid
The crazies, they make me feel sane
[Chorus:]
I’m nuts! Baby, I’m mad
The craziest friend that you’ve ever had
You think I’m psycho, you think I’m gone
Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong
Over the bend, entirely bonkers
You like me best when I’m off my rocker
Tell you a secret, I’m not alarmed
So what if I’m crazy? The best people are
All the best people are crazy
All the best people are
Where is my prescription?
Doctor, doctor, please listen
My brain is scattered
You can be Alice, I’ll be the mad hatter
[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus]
You think I’m crazy, you think I’m gone
So what if I’m crazy? All the best people are
And I think you’re crazy, too, I know you’re gone
It’s probably the reason that we get along
[Chorus]
All the best people are crazy
All the best people are
All the best people are crazy
All the best people are