When I was livin' in the dormitory I got drunk, then I smoked weed. I felt so bad, I couldn't have found my room, so I went to some random room, puked on the toilet and I left it. I was walking looking for my room, I found it and went to sleep. Next morning my roommate woke me up and said I vomited on my toilet

and I said that it was my other friend, cause she never remembers after drinking an alcohol. She must have cleaned it up.
I am mess.
That's why I shouldn't be a teacher.
