[Rafael.]

I love you like a love song

[Anticipating]

"I check my iPhone, let me see what's going on, going on, going on"

[castle13]

Originally posted by Anticipating

"I check my iPhone, let me see what's going on, going on, going on"

Mentioning a product brand in a song is the pits

[MattyTacos]

She honestly doesn't have any bad lyrics for me. But her saying iPhone and swag made me cringe.

[Scandalous]

Kesha has no tragic lyrics, theyre ridiculous on purpose. she's a brilliant writer.

Bruno...i dont really know enough of his music to comment but a lot of his lyrics are overdramatic and sappy (see: Grenade, JTWYA, LOOH, It Will Rain)

[Scandalous]

Tell me, tell me, tell me
Something I don't know, something I don't know
Something I don't know
How many inches in a mile
What it takes to make you smile
Get you not to treat me like a child, baby

she could've easily Googled how many inches were in a mile

[felixdawson]

I like chocolate, and I like daisies
Maybe you better write this down
I love cashmere, and I want diamonds
I'm ready for my massage right now, oh right now

I'm not too shy to show i love you

.

[Outlaws]

Originally posted by castle13

Mentioning a product brand in a song is the pits

Same with social networks. So tacky.

[4seldemari]

The bridge written by Katy Perry in that's more like it and the iPhone one in when the sun goes down

[AnneBoleyn]

"When you're ready come and get it nananananananana"

[castle13]

Now:

[Superiore]

“If we were two Lego blocks even the Harvard University graduating class of 2010 couldn’t put us back together again.”

-

“Not even a nail technician with a whole lot of gel and acrylic can fix this when I break.”

-

“Got you all fired up, with your Napoleon complex, seein’ right through you like you’re bathin’ in Windex.”

[slobro]

Bobby Womack's on the radio
Saying to me
"If you think you're lonely now"
Wait a minute
This is too deep (too deep)
I gotta change the station
So I turn the dial
Trying to catch a break
And then I hear Babyface
"I only think of you"

I always hated this part so much

[Rated]

Cuz they be all up in my business / Like a Wendy inverview

[-mUsIcLoVeR-]

Originally posted by Superiore

“If we were two Lego blocks even the Harvard University graduating class of 2010 couldn’t put us back together again.”

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“Not even a nail technician with a whole lot of gel and acrylic can fix this when I break.”

These are clever imo.

[-mUsIcLoVeR-]

"Lightning don't strike"

Grammar problems

[iHype.]

Love you like McDonald's fries will always be the worst.

[umich]

Them chickens is ash, and I'm lotion.

[iHype.]

Originally posted by Superiore

“If we were two Lego blocks even the Harvard University graduating class of 2010 couldn’t put us back together again.”

-

“Not even a nail technician with a whole lot of gel and acrylic can fix this when I break.”

-

“Got you all fired up, with your Napoleon complex, seein’ right through you like you’re bathin’ in Windex.”

These are all legendary.

[Superiore]

Originally posted by -mUsIcLoVeR-

These are clever imo.

Originally posted by iHype.

These are all legendary.

They belong in the "so camp that they're good" category but still I cringe a little