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Originally posted by Ferrer
Okay I'd like to start off by saying that the opening number you wrote actually kinda turns me on... 
*insert serious tone*
Sis Niall has been playing you for a fool and I pity you. Sure he comes home to you at the end of the night but not before I turn him inside out. You just can't satisfy him like I can. I don't come for your husband. He comes to me because he's bored of suburban life with 2.5 kids and a dog. I make him feel ALIVE. Something you haven't been able to do since your honeymoon apparently. He may stick with you for the kids but he's never truly happy unless he's with me. Take that in lock it away in your back closet.
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Too bad I'd never consider laying a finger on you.
Listen, "sweetheart." It's cute that you've convinced yourself that I'm the one that's being played but this is the real world. The only fools I see are Rynsus Weavesnatcher (preorder The Fool on iTunes & from her webstore now) and you. Legend comes straight to me every chance he gets because he knows just how well I can work his body, heart & mind. Can you say the same thing? Oh no, you can only 'turn him inside out.' You might have been a trashy, drunken hookup - God knows the Irish make plenty of those - but that's all you ever were and all you'll ever be. We've moved past that tragic mistake of his so DON'T try to act like it's a recurring thing. Everyone here knows that Niall is mine, Harry is Penny's, Louis is Vespy's & Conchita is MWB's. (Bless Liam, poor thing just can't be pinned down.) That is just how it is. That is how it always will be. Now pack your ****, get your redundant ass out of this thread & don't come back. I just turned FOUR on and I will not have you ruining my listening experience. I have multiple bops to listen to. Goodbye.
...like I would be really pissed at Zayn if I were the other members of 1D tbh 
