[Rihinvention]

Originally posted by Homogenic

Her husband coming out as homosexual and leaving her for some bear would be the last nail in the coffin

There was never a coffin in the first place. But she'll probably build one out of the recent events though.

[CakeLike]

Originally posted by Homogenic

Her husband coming out as homosexual and leaving her for some bear would be the last nail in the coffin

You think she doesn't already know he is a good sis?

[Temporal]

Originally posted by LoKoPaNdA

OMG NOT AIR NEW ZEALAND OFFERING THEM A FREE FLIGHT LORD HELP

Are you serious?

[LoKoPaNdA]

Originally posted by STMG23

Ok, she had two hits in some european countries. Amazing.

I hope she's not mad at Carly Rae Jepsen for ripping off that achievement of hers.

Sis Carly Rae was freaking global, her songs charted everywhere from Japan to Mexico and every place in between. Natalia has barely scrapped three European countries at most.

[Homogenic]

Originally posted by CakeLike

You think she doesn't already know he is a good sis?

If that was the case, I doubt she would ruin her carééré over someone she knew she could lose so easily.

[CakeLike]

Originally posted by Homogenic

If that was the case, I doubt she would ruin her carééré over someone she knew she could lose so easily.

She hasn't been the smartest tool in the box

[qurl]

I don't know how I survived this thread with 0 WPs tbh

[Homogenic]

Originally posted by qurl

I don't know how I survived this thread with 0 WPs tbh

still cackling at ''horses''

[Drowned_World]

Originally posted by Rihinvention

There was never a coffin in the first place. But she'll probably build one out of the recent events though.

She planned it all along. First her career, then her relationship.

[TheRealBabyDre]

Iconic .... Lashings not Cleopatra.

[Walk_Away21]

Originally posted by Grimes

The best part of this Natalia scandal was everyone realizing she's been releasing music since 2003. Solidifying her irrelevance: Razr phones, fax machines, and vhs tapes are more relevant than Natalia Kills.

How does one try and fail to break into pop for 12 years? TWELVE YEARS. Even Carly Rae Jepsen brokeout. The bar isn't that high. Ole girl Natalia been trying it since Milkshake was on the radio. Michael Jackson & Whitney have died since then. Gaga already took a lap.

Three generations of pop stars have happened since Natalia started trying. Pop music has tried at least 5 genres since then.

Since 2003 pop went from R&B to rock to dance to EDM and back again to R&B...

...And she still hasn't broke out.

Wait she has been trying since 2003?! That's the Beautiful took off. I CANNOT.

This drag

[Javan]

The fact that I was able complete mothers day shopping, visit a relative in hospital, get a full nights rest in bed, finish school and come home to find Natalie's wig is still being tugged.

[Homogenic]

No replies in 10 minutes? This thread ha Natalia Kills era

[6_INCH_HEELS]

Wait, she's been at it longer then Beyonce?

[Javan]

Originally posted by Rated R

Not this still being open

I deleted my shady comments because I thought the mods would have a purge over this

Do you really think the mods are going to trek through 100+ pages of dragging after leaving this thread open for over 24 hours?

[Burqaswag]

Originally posted by Homogenic

No replies in 10 minutes? This thread ha Natalia Kills era

Already flopping after 24 hours

[chilicheese01]

Who is Natalia Kills, again?

[Temporal]

Originally posted by qurl

I don't know how I survived this thread with 0 WPs tbh

Same, I thought I was getting 4 last night

[XXXO]

Oh no, this thread already declining

[thegmangrant]

Officially trending on Facebook

So many articles dragging her and Willy