She be like 'How was your day at school, Applepie? Was it good?'
When she's mad.
"Applepie Cranberry Jam Underwood-Fisher, you better pray to the Gods that you best behave soon or else I will lock you in your room and make you listen to Mama's Song for a week straight."
"Applepie Cranberry Jam Underwood-Fisher, you better pray to the Gods that you best behave soon or else I will lock you in your room and make you listen to Mama's Song for a week straight."
"And also... while you're doing that, go dust off my Grammys."
"And when my Grammys are polished off our neighbour Miranda Lambert needs help cleaning off all the CMAs she undeservingly stole from me she has respectfully earned."
"And when my Grammys are polished off our neighbour Miranda Lambert needs help cleaning off all the CMAs she undeservingly stole from me she has respectfully earned."
And also, do dust those ACMs of her's too. Because Lord knows serv-I mean husband won't do it."
The difference though Carrie can explain to her son how Uncle Luke worked his ass off to win those trophies. For Uncle Blake she'll be like "He was a successful TV Show Judge."
The difference though Carrie can explain to her son how Uncle Luke worked his ass off to win those trophies. For Uncle Blake she'll be like "He was a successful TV Show Judge."
