I think it's because she's so busted ugly (in addition to having zero talent). A a deformed giant with a grotesque prehistoric bone structure.
If King Dr Luke repeatedly kicked Ke$ha in the face she would look better than she does now.
Hear me out.
First kick. Her eye swells shut, purple.
Second kick, harder this time. Her nose cracks, gushing blood.
Third kick, give it all you’ve got. Her lip splits open and her two front teeth go flying.
Fourth kick, this time with your heel. Bring it straight down on her head. Her temple immediately swells up.
Then two or three final kicks, in rapid succession, dislocating her jaw.
Tell me she wouldn’t look better. She’d have an excuse for the ugly. No one would look at her and go, WOW she is ugly. They'd be focused on how beat up she is, not how ugly she looks. It would hide the ugly. Kind of brilliant actually.
Someone needs to call Kayla to fix this & make it funny
Someone needs to call Kayla to fix this & make it funny
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OT: Meryl will die within 3 years
Agreed, reading that short story kinda made me feel creeped out/disgusted.
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Mariah will be lying on a hospital bed by next year, a heart cord stuffed amongst her gushing rolls as she takes her final breaths.
Sorry you claiming you don't doesn't stop the fact you saw a site, registered, and the first thing you thought of was making a username related to Ke$ha. (Pretty awkward)
I think her non-existent career is due to how busted ugly she is (in addition to having zero talent). She's literally a deformed giant with a grotesque prehistoric bone structure.
If King Dr Luke repeatedly kicked Ke$ha in the face she would look better than she does now.
Hear me out.
First kick. Her eye swells shut, purple.
Second kick, harder this time. Her nose cracks, gushing blood.
Third kick, give it all you’ve got Lucasz! Her lip splits open and her two front teeth go flying.
Fourth kick, this time with your heel. Bring it straight down on her head. Her temple immediately swells up.
Then two or three final kicks, in rapid succession, dislocating her jaw.
Tell me she wouldn’t look better. She’d have an excuse for the ugly. No one would look at her and go, WOW she is ugly. They'd be focused on how beat up she is, not how ugly she looks. It would hide the ugly. Kind of brilliant actually.
DEAD @ all this. Maybe she could just grow a dick @ this point and try to see if she could pull off a man look? I mean people think Pitbull is sexy in 2015, so.
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Omg, @ them having avatars from back when Ashanti was #1 then coming for anyone being stuck in the past.
Sorry you claiming you don't doesn't stop the fact you saw a site, registered, and the first thing you thought of was making a username related to Ke$ha. (Pretty awkward)
I'm sorry I'm getting second hand embarrassment in a thread where monsters like myself are getting excited about RTs and magazine mentions! It's just tragic! why can't my fave chart?!
