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Originally posted by iHype.
Can someone remind where Kesha is on the charts? Is she still barfing up her dinner + being raped right after?
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I think her non-existent career is due to how busted ugly she is (in addition to having zero talent). She's literally a deformed giant with a grotesque prehistoric bone structure.
If King Dr Luke repeatedly kicked Ke$ha in the face she would look better than she does now.
Hear me out.
First kick. Her eye swells shut, purple.
Second kick, harder this time. Her nose cracks, gushing blood.
Third kick, give it all you’ve got Lucasz! Her lip splits open and her two front teeth go flying.
Fourth kick, this time with your heel. Bring it straight down on her head. Her temple immediately swells up.
Then two or three final kicks, in rapid succession, dislocating her jaw.
Tell me she wouldn’t look better. She’d have an excuse for the ugly. No one would look at her and go, WOW she is ugly. They'd be focused on how beat up she is, not how ugly she looks. It would hide the ugly. Kind of brilliant actually.
Weird how you claim I stan for 3 people I've never said I've stanned for. Your obsession is kinda creepy.
