Imagine life as a Mariah Carey & Usher stan.
You'd literally have to be stuck in ****ing 2004 every day of your life.
Even worse than the Britney stans.
Omg I can't
Checking the charts from 10 years ago and bragging over it like it makes you cool & exciting
Imagine life as a Mariah Carey & Usher stan.
You'd literally have to be stuck in ****ing 2004 every day of your life.
Even worse than the Britney stans.
Except this literally only applies to Britney of the 3 artists mentioned.
Checking the charts from 10 years ago and bragging over it like it makes you cool & exciting
Checking the Hot R&B/Rap 100 daily to see if Malariah/Flusher appear only to pretend to stan for Drake when you see they haven't made an appearance since 2001.
The permanent disability.
The embarrassment.
The meltdown.
The lip syncing expose (to the slow people who can't realize she lips as soon as the song starts).
The Hive tossing her around like a rag doll for a month.
Checking the Hot R&B/Rap 100 daily to see if Malariah/Flusher appear only to pretend to stan for Drake when you see they haven't made an appearance since 2001.
The worst thing is acting like it's YOUR accomplishment that they charted 15 years ago
Let them eat cake
