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Discussion: Archived: Random Thoughts (#3)
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Bye
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Ugh people are so annoying. Cigarettes should be banned. Smoking one while buying more smdh and in this weather. Go home.
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Originally posted by theus231
wanderlust came before of both you however we thought he had died right after he was born but i guess we were wrong
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A queen sends her daughter away to be married. Like any good mother, she made a charm out of her own blood to protect her daughter and sent her off accompanied by a maid and a talking horse, Falada. After a short time, the princess became thirsty and asked her maid to fetch her a drink of water from a nearby river.
But to her surprise, the maid refused, saying, “If you want a drink, get it yourself. I won’t be your servant.” When the princess leaned out over the river to drink, her mother’s charm fell out of her dress and was swept away by the current. Seeing the princess left unprotected, the maid forced her to swap clothes and horses and to swear an unbreakable oath that she would tell no one her true identity. If the princess had refused, the maid would have murdered her and left her body in the deep woods. When they arrived in the neighboring kingdom, the maid introduced herself as the princess and married the king’s son, while the real princess was forced to get a job tending geese. Desperate to cover her tracks, the imposter had Falada slaughtered.
However, the real princess, distraught at the loss of her last friend, bribed the butcher to hang his head over the city gate, so that she could still talk to him every day. One day, a young boy tried to pluck one of the princess’s golden hairs, but she summoned a powerful wind to blow his hat away. Annoyed, the boy told the king about the strange girl who talked to horse skulls and controlled the weather. The king, curious, begged the princess to tell her story, but she explained that she could not. The king, now even more curious, suggested she might feel better if she talked about her problems to the stove, but secretly lurked outside and eavesdropped on the whole story. He then married his son to the real princess and had the imposter flung naked into a spiked barrel and dragged around the city until she died.
Are you telling me i'm that princess?
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Member Since: 5/7/2012
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Originally posted by LoKoPaNdA
Mess. I don't know why but I am worried about him.
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just message him on his bie account if you're that worried
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Ya Hey by Vampire Weekend is such a good song. Ezra Koenig won't accept my marriage proposal though.
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qatarimonster was so ****ing annoying please let me forget about that
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More than 60 (times 10^-2) percent of the posts in this thread are from me. I'd like to thank the Academy.
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Originally posted by Crystalline
Bye
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Wait tell me this isn't what I am thinking about. 
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Originally posted by Wonderlust
A queen sends her daughter away to be married. Like any good mother, she made a charm out of her own blood to protect her daughter and sent her off accompanied by a maid and a talking horse, Falada. After a short time, the princess became thirsty and asked her maid to fetch her a drink of water from a nearby river.
But to her surprise, the maid refused, saying, “If you want a drink, get it yourself. I won’t be your servant.” When the princess leaned out over the river to drink, her mother’s charm fell out of her dress and was swept away by the current. Seeing the princess left unprotected, the maid forced her to swap clothes and horses and to swear an unbreakable oath that she would tell no one her true identity. If the princess had refused, the maid would have murdered her and left her body in the deep woods. When they arrived in the neighboring kingdom, the maid introduced herself as the princess and married the king’s son, while the real princess was forced to get a job tending geese. Desperate to cover her tracks, the imposter had Falada slaughtered.
However, the real princess, distraught at the loss of her last friend, bribed the butcher to hang his head over the city gate, so that she could still talk to him every day. One day, a young boy tried to pluck one of the princess’s golden hairs, but she summoned a powerful wind to blow his hat away. Annoyed, the boy told the king about the strange girl who talked to horse skulls and controlled the weather. The king, curious, begged the princess to tell her story, but she explained that she could not. The king, now even more curious, suggested she might feel better if she talked about her problems to the stove, but secretly lurked outside and eavesdropped on the whole story. He then married his son to the real princess and had the imposter flung naked into a spiked barrel and dragged around the city until she died.
Are you telling me i'm that princess?
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Jesus
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Originally posted by jax.
what episode? i was just providing quality entertainment
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Yeah, it was kinda funny, but the way you were just going off was just off-putting.
I was gonna message you that night, saying hey and that I missed talking to you but then you were mad that Bey lost 
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Originally posted by Crystalline
Jesus
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Mohammad
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Originally posted by Guernica
just message him on his bie account if you're that worried
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did that thing finally get banned or realize the entire website hates him i haven't seen 400 biblios in one thread in a while
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Empire is such a good show
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Originally posted by Guernica
just message him on his bie account if you're that worried
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Bie is Cambodian and Qatari is Qatari. I don't know part of me still believes he really was prosecuted in his country for being gay and was almost murdered.
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Originally posted by Guernica
I'm a bisexual skank
unlike u
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bisexual, guysexual, trisexual. so many sexuals, but in the end a skank is still a skank.
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Originally posted by LoKoPaNdA
Wait tell me this isn't what I am thinking about. |
I literally just said I'm tired, don't tell me you're like my friends and immediately equate 'bye' to 'I'm gonna kill myself', I'm rarely like that
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Originally posted by DntBeADrag+
Yeah, it was kinda funny, but the way you were just going off was just off-putting.
I was gonna message you that night, saying hey and that I missed talking to you but then you were mad that Bey lost |
it's like watching your most beautiful and talented daughter enter a pageant to lose to someone with "personality"
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ff Cupid beat me. I was gonna post Lady Gaga
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I hate when people shade me for not going out, like 'don't have a lot of fun while we're gone' bitch I think it's great to be in my room with my laptop and blanket instead of going out.
OH MY GOD Did Spotify really play one commercial for that Coco song?
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