Ugh not a single pop girl will reach Madead's status.
No one:
Kylie is what, 46? Madead was recording Confessions (Overrated as hell but lemme use it as receipts)
Mariah will become a Vegas and holiday act at 45. Madead releases a flop album followed by a gigantic tour.
J. Lol is 44 right? Madead just launched Die Another Day (Madead's anthem when she hits 90)
Gwen? lol
The only legendary hag apart from M is Cher.
