[Lanallah Del Slay]

Mi culo tiembla cuando una verga le hace cosquillas.
My donkey shakes when a Belgian makes him cookies

[Gabe²]

Originally posted by LoKoPaNdA

But you know Legend X's songs in Spanish

Pero Legenda X tampoco habla Español.
Que bueno que my fave Nelly Furtado si habla Español fluentemente

[Ferrer]

Originally posted by LoKoPaNdA

Wait Ferrer your Spanish is good

Well I learned how to speak Spanish before English and my grandmother taught me how to read and write it and she was really picky...

[Remmy]

Originally posted by DntBeADrag+

He says the darnest things sometimes

Unfortunately I know this already

[Ferrer]

Originally posted by Notorious K.E.N

Yo vivo en California, pero mis padres son de Peru

Oh ya veo

Bueno mis padres son Cubanos y yo vivo en New Jersey.

[LoKoPaNdA]

Originally posted by Ferrer

Well I learned how to speak Spanish before English and my grandmother taught me how to read and write it and she was really picky...

I didn't know you were Hispanic (or your family), what's your background?

Edit: Never mind you've already said it

[Almodusa]

I don't pay for sex, friends buy hookers for me

[LoKoPaNdA]

Nothing like a thread comparing two singles chart success to find out who in this site is stupid

[Notorious K.E.N]

Originally posted by Ferrer

Oh ya veo

Bueno mis padres son Cubanos y yo vivo en New Jersey.

Yo quiero visitar Cuba, specialmente ahora que si podemos ir alli

[Ferrer]

Originally posted by LoKoPaNdA

I didn't know you were Hispanic (or your family), what's your background?

Edit: Never mind you've already said it

Yeah and everyone says I don't look Spanish so I always try to pretend that I'm "white" and listen to what people say about me in Spanish...

It's fun and then when I get bored out of the blue I'll reply to something they say in Spanish and they always look at me in such shock

[Ferrer]

Originally posted by Notorious K.E.N

Yo quiero visitar Cuba, specialmente ahora que si podemos ir alli

Yo tambien y justo hoy mi familia estaba hablando de eso. Yo nací aquí y nunca he tenido la oportunidad de visitar

[Almodusa]

I've only been to Mexico once over a decade ago I wanna see my grandparents again

[LoKoPaNdA]

Originally posted by Ferrer

Yeah and everyone says I don't look Spanish so I always try to pretend that I'm "white" and listen to what people say about me in Spanish...

It's fun and then when I get bored out of the blue I'll reply to something they say in Spanish and they always look at me in such shock

That has happened to me once or twice, I had people in high school tell me that I looked white. My thick accent gives it away real fast though.

[ReginaPhalange]

Anyone know of any good parcel forwarding for the UK?

Sites that don't ship internationally

[Notorious K.E.N]

Originally posted by Ferrer

Yo tambien y justo hoy mi familia estaba hablando de eso. Yo nací aquí y nunca he tenido la oportunidad de visitar

Llevame contigo

[LoKoPaNdA]

Originally posted by DntBeADrag+

I've only been to Mexico once over a decade ago I wanna see my grandparents again

I went last summer, the country's doing way better now that 10 years ago. If you go you'll enjoy it!

[Bulldog]

tht rapper's d is so big i can't

[Bulldog]

He plays guitar while I sing Lou Reed

[LoKoPaNdA]

Originally posted by Bulldog

He plays guitar while I sing Lou Reed

Brooklyn Baby was my 24th most favorite song of 2014

[Almodusa]

Originally posted by LoKoPaNdA

I went last summer, the country's doing way better now that 10 years ago. If you go you'll enjoy it!

What part are you from again?