Meryl's only has one great movie: The Deer Hunter. Everything else is either good or meh. Thankfully no bad movies, aside from that one she did with Roseanne.
Legeniston doesn't look like a corpse or has Billy Bob Thornton's name tattooed on her body (although Angelina tried to erase it, you can still see it), so she wins.
Leathery, orange, and laughing stock of this awards season.