Kim Kardashian is literally masturbation material for the world's straight men. That is all she is, a plastic fantasy for men to think about when they are ejaculating. You are literally stanning for a *** receptacle. Congratulations.
Kim Kardashian is literally masturbation material for the world's straight men. That is all she is, a plastic fantasy for men to think about when they are ejaculating. You are literally stanning for a *** receptacle. Congratulations.
I have a feeling that RS writers masturbate to Bruce's DVDs though
Kim Kardashian is literally masturbation material for the world's straight men. That is all she is, a plastic fantasy for men to think about when they are ejaculating. You are literally stanning for a *** receptacle. Congratulations.
Stanning for Britney and Madonna ain't any better in 2015.
Kim Kardashian is literally masturbation material for the world's straight men. That is all she is, a plastic fantasy for men to think about when they are ejaculating. You are literally stanning for a *** receptacle. Congratulations.
This is literally the basis of Britney Spears's career, wow.
Seriously, the only female pop stars that are worth stanning for in 2015 are Taylor, Beyonce and Rihanna. I would rather stan for Kim than the rest any day.
Céline is a hoot. She's so unintentionally funny -- her relationship with her husband who was her manager since she was like 13 (more creepy than funny but I digress), her wedding photos, her accent, her attempts at serving sex, Kathy Griffin's impression of her, her baton-twirling confidence face. dd slay.
Britney releases (flop) music (where she only sings about 50% of the songs) and prances around like a runner up in a high school special ed talent show in non-sold out Vegas venues.
why
