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Originally posted by Serendipity
I cackled
What about me sis? I'm postwhoring too

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But you ain't double-jointed like me
f my cello teacher from years ago tried it
when she saw my fingers bending and ****
saying I needed to drink more milk
I was like: 'bitch, do I need to lick your face
cause it looks like fermented cheese?'
her very own cello mysteriously broke
the next day.
