[BobBertran1992]

Originally posted by youkneekorn

Yes. It was a good film. But at one point it looked like Jake would become the next big thing. That never happened. Being reduced to a male AngeliNO (minus the gross incestuosness but with acting chops) isn't a good thing.

As if being Angelina was bad

[youkneekorn]

Originally posted by BobBertran1992

As if being Angelina was bad

It is.

She was first the Kesha to Jon Voight's, Dr. Luke only to be "handed" over to her brother after the dad was bored with her. CokeAngeliNO didn't become a coke-addicted, brother-kissing, husband-stealing, child-poaching monster in a day!

[Nicole]

Originally posted by TheVoiceXtina

You chat so much ****. Stfu!

You'd have a similar reaction if you saw those Beyonce pics and you stanned for Turkeyneckney:

[seaɴ.]

Brit is rebelling and that's why she sucks at dancing and interviews cause she isn't passionate about it anymore but she's forced to do it so she half asses it as a form of rebellion.

[BobBertran1992]

Originally posted by youkneekorn

It is.

She was first the Kesha to Jon Voight's, Dr. Luke only to be "handed" over to her brother after the dad was bored with her. CokeAngeliNO didn't become a coke-addicted, brother-kissing, husband-stealing, child-poaching monster in a day!

The Gyllenhall is a talented family! Jake, Maggie and...

Gyllenhaal is a Swedish noble family descended from the cavalry Lieutenant Nils Gunnarsson Haal (died 1680 or 1681), ennobled in 1652 with a change of surname to Gyllenhaal.

Jake is sooo over Angelina!

[Allstar]

Jake Gyllenhaal a male Angelina?

The ******** some of you come up with

[B-Luke]

50s-ney looks so good.

[youkneekorn]

Originally posted by BobBertran1992

The Gyllenhall is a talented family! Jake, Maggie and...



Jake is sooo over Angelina!

You know I think I agree! Jake has a healthy, normal relationship with his sister and only kisses her on the cheeks. Yes, he dated Taylor but let's not hold that against him. ( Did she do some voodoo on his career?) Jake Is far superior to that trashy ho, CokeAngeliNO !

Wish he would get his career back on track !

[BobBertran1992]

Originally posted by youkneekorn

You know I think I agree! Jake has a healthy, normal relationship with his sister and only kisses her on the cheeks. Yes, he dated Taylor but let's not hold that against him. ( Did she do some voodoo on his career?) Jake Is far superior to that trashy ho, CokeAngeliNO !

Wish he would get his career back on track !

He dated Reese, Taylor and Kirsten Dunst, more acclaimed and memorable than Brinty

[Shapes]

Jake Gyllenhaal has sold more tickets based on his name than Dead will ever do in Vegas.

[RihannasVeryOwn]

bc I played the fool for ya
bc I played the fool for you

[RihannasVeryOwn]

Originally posted by MrBeyonceFan

She's always had a long neck.

Then why does she suddenly look like a pinhead

[Nippy'sReceipts]

George Clooney is the male Angelina image wise and Ben Affleck is the male Angelina career wise.
''Serious'' directors/actors.

[BobBertran1992]

Poor Jennifer Hudson and of course, poor Brinty

[Nippy'sReceipts]

Why do yall always talk about kissing her brother? She's done worse lol.
Google Angelina and horse

[Skywalker]

Jake Gyllenhaal looks terrifying nowadays. Good lord, aging hit him like a truck.

[G.U.Y. Gaga]

Originally posted by Lipton

The bacon vocals at the end

why is this somewhat accurate though lol

[Nippy'sReceipts]

The really amusing thing I like most about Angelina's public image is that any average joe with her history would not have been allowed to adopt at all

[BobBertran1992]

Jake Gyllenhaal looks amazing, I don't know what you're talking about

[Skywalker]

Angelina Jolie was Lara Croft. I can forgive her for her past transgressions.