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Discussion: Times when you almost revealed your self
Member Since: 10/1/2011
Posts: 19,016
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Originally posted by MusicTalker
This just happened to me the other day.
This guy I know pointed out that I'm more comfortable and more interested-seeming in talking to girls than guys typically, which is the truth. And then he compared me to his gay roommate who also mainly hangs out with girls. He made sure to say he wasn't implying I was gay too, BUT... let's face it, he was. The comparison wasn't too subtle.
I mean he's right so clearly he's good at reading his environment.  It was funny as hell. |
THIS
like bye I DONT need you to analyze my friendships 
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
Posts: 23,078
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Originally posted by iHype.
I told my mom I bought Rihanna's new album when she asked what I just bought.
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Member Since: 5/19/2012
Posts: 25,222
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Originally posted by BlondGuts
I was scrolling through my pictures and there was a pic of Mark Walhberg inconspicuously in his underwear talking on the phone, and I just told my friend that I snuck a pic of my cousin when he wasn't expecting😂
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that was probably creepier for your friend 
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
Posts: 23,078
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Originally posted by Ryuuchan_X
One time my mom bought these new wedge heels and I thought they were cute, so when she left I put them on and danced to Just Dance in the living room, then she came back home and saw me  She chased me through the house wanting to kill me and I RAN in those heels. I hid in my room for the rest of the day. |
OMFG.. I LITERALLY CAN'T BREATHE
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
Posts: 3,126
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Originally posted by Ferrer
When my family and I went on a cruise over the summer, we shared a room on the ship. I thought that everyone had left to go to the pool, and I told them I wouldn't be tagging along. So I brought this cute guy into my room, and we were just starting to mess around when my brother came back into the room for no reason...  I told him the guy was just a friend and we were hanging out, but he thought it was fishy and told my sister, who in turn told my mother. I've been asked if I like boys like three times since then... |
Awwwwwwww 
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Member Since: 3/8/2012
Posts: 39,015
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Originally posted by Ferrer
When my family and I went on a cruise over the summer, we shared a room on the ship. I thought that everyone had left to go to the pool, and I told them I wouldn't be tagging along. So I brought this cute guy into my room, and we were just starting to mess around when my brother came back into the room for no reason... I told him the guy was just a friend and we were hanging out, but he thought it was fishy and told my sister, who in turn told my mother. I've been asked if I like boys like three times since then... |
Thats kinda cute :
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ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 1/2/2014
Posts: 5,161
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Originally posted by jonasha
So when I was in High School, the 9th grade class went on a field trip to go camping. Of course, I never went camping before so I didn't really pack much of anything at all. (First mistake ). Luckily, I was close friends and neighbors with this cutie jock type guy named Chris and he leant me some of his clothes and he was willing to share his own sleeping bag with me for the night. Throughout the day, we bonded and did a ton of activities together and that was the point where I was so infatuated with him. During the night, we were in the same tent and sleeping kind of close to each other. When I was sleeping, I had a
wet dream
about him ( ) and messed up his underwear. In the morning, I had
morning wood
and couldn't get it to go down. ( ). Of course, we really had to wake up and go at that point, but I was just lying in Chris' stained underwear. When Chris woke up, I tried my best to cover myself up but it was pretty obvious. He looked kind of shocked and didn't really say much and left to wash himself up in the nearby bathroom. My horny ass teenaged self decided to
masturbate
to relieve the pressure and while I was in the middle of my session, Chris poked his head in. ( ). He immediately went out of the tent and didn't return until like 20 minutes later so that we can tear down the tent and repack to leave. During that time, we didn't say much and left on the bus pretty awkwardly. When I got back to my house, I changed into my clothes and put Chris' clothes that he leant me into a bag and decided to just put it in front of his door for him to pick it up. I totally forgot that there was
my dried you know what
in it and it was a pretty obviously big stain. The next day during school, I tried to talk to him about everything that happened and just explain how I was thinking about this other bitch during the camping trip and that she and I made out briefly during the night and I couldn't stop thinking about her even in the morning. He kind of took that explanation and said that he understood, but I knew he didn't.
We kind of became distant after that and he's no longer my friend. But luckily, he didn't say anything to anyone, I hope. That's why I'll never go camping ever again... |
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Member Since: 3/14/2013
Posts: 3,519
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At you saying "lmfao" in real life tho...
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Member Since: 1/5/2014
Posts: 1,672
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One time, I was with my aunt and her daughter and I don't know how but the conversation came to Usher and I was like "yeah usher is so hot" but quickly corrected myself and said "I mean so cool" , it was so awakward 
+ this other time I was watching some **** on my bed on a school night at like 12AM, my mom has a habit of checking on us but I had thought she had gone to bed early otherwise I wouldn't have done it, so she came in and I freaked out and pretended to be asleep while having earphones plugged in and she caught me and snatched the phone , the phone was unlocked on cody ***mings but I guess she never actually checked, she just took it and left.. I was so nervous that night
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Member Since: 8/18/2013
Posts: 5,608
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Originally posted by MattyTacos
Oh God, I just remembered one. This happened like 2 weeks ago and I was listening to Rocket - Beyonce before lunch, so when I got downstairs I was walking towards my crush & our friends and I was singing Rocket out loud and accidentally sang to my crush "Let me sit this ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS on you" and everyone stared at me so I quickly sat down on my nearest female friend. |
CACKLING
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Member Since: 8/18/2013
Posts: 13,676
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Originally posted by iHype.
+ I HATE the times when someone is trying to see what I'm listening to at school, and it's some gay song from a Pop Girl and I have to make every excuse to say "Nope bitch, you can't know.".
ks;df; my one friend saw me listening to Destiny's Child "Bootylicious" but I was already openly gay then.
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I'm not gay, but I'm afraid that someone will see all those pop girls songs. 
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Member Since: 5/6/2010
Posts: 35,158
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Originally posted by SmokeOnDiamonds
No!  I would wear a shirt on my head pretending it was long hair 
What song did you dance to in your Mom's heels?  |
I would wear a yellow towel on my head and pretend i was this mermaid/popstar hybrid. i even had a birthday.
I live with my dad, but when he was asleep I would take put on his tank tops and pretend they were dresses. I would get two bandanas that had rhinestones on them and tie them together so it looked like a skirt. There's so much more I could tell but nnn
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Member Since: 8/27/2011
Posts: 36,557
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Originally posted by Lippy
Once my stan twitter account accidentally connected to Facebook and all my tweets got posted on Facebook. Trust me, you don't want it to happen to you.
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Omg how did that happen? I might die if that happens to me
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Member Since: 6/9/2011
Posts: 9,749
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OMG, I'm on the floor...
So, I was best friends with this boy since we were kids till about 9th grade were we became distant.
Now, he was quite effeminate and people called him gay and stuff but he always had photos of him with girls and stuff so that kinda shut them up. I always found it funny how they kept calling him gay when he wasn't yet never called me out.
Now, one day I got the idea to stalk his tumblr likes since
most people don't know we can see those. So I looked and it was just semi-nude girls..
BUT
for some reason I decided to look again today and there's ****ing GAY ****!
10 of his recent posts are of Gay ****.. HE'S GAY! OH EM GEE...
I feel so bad finding this this late and now that we're not any close,
and after we graduated so I can't see him in school and try to approach him about it.
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Member Since: 9/7/2011
Posts: 869
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Originally posted by Darkroth
I was at a seminar IT class (not high school or w/e, subsidized from EU) and our teacher gave us free time to browse to PC or mobile phones, the pc was slow as hell so i've decided to open the internet app on my phone and i've forgotten to close a gay **** tab (i've had the day before the class started) and decrease the volume, and the whole class heard two men's orgasms. Most of them didn't understand but i freaked and blushed the hell out, thought they gonna remove me from the class.
...but i was eventually revealed, when the class had a break, a man in his 40s, just dropped a "a-la-accident" little paper message that said "heh, i know that's gay ****, you are funny, meet me at my car when the class ends, you will know from my lights" and now that man is my "daddy" |
omgomg this is brilliantly amazing
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Member Since: 8/18/2013
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I was having coffee with 2 of my straight friends and we happened to be talking about apps. One of my friends was trying to figure out the name of some app so i was trying to help him by naming some popular ones, so i suggested a couple it may have been and he kept saying no not that one then i accidentally said Grindr but he was like no, i don't think either of them had heard of it so i was lucky in that regard I nearly died right after it slipped out of my mouth
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ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 12/7/2008
Posts: 87,284
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Im still in the closet discretely. Help please. Its just its never brought up on table or in convos
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Member Since: 8/18/2013
Posts: 15,732
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2 years ago my tumblr connected with my facebook and i liked a naked men with a huge **** and it was on my timeline and i only found out 30 minutes later and there were so many comments when i came online:
''err''
''i knew it''
''um, where you hacked?''
i then explained how it was a virus or something and they believed me.
since then im kinda paranoid.
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ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 12/7/2008
Posts: 87,284
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Originally posted by SmokeOnDiamonds
Stay in the closet, sis. It's
.....safer
Lock it and swallow the key. |
Why sistren?
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Member Since: 3/8/2012
Posts: 39,015
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Originally posted by Brunette Ambition
2 years ago my tumblr connected with my facebook and i liked a naked men with a huge **** and it was on my timeline and i only found out 30 minutes later and there were so many comments when i came online:
''err''
''i knew it''
''um, where you hacked?''
i then explained how it was a virus or something and they believed me.
since then im kinda paranoid.
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