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Discussion: Times when you almost revealed your self
Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Originally posted by iHype.
+ I HATE the times when someone is trying to see what I'm listening to at school, and it's some gay song from a Pop Girl and I have to make every excuse to say "Nope bitch, you can't know.".
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I've been out for over 2 years and I still do this 
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Originally posted by Ryuuchan_X
One time my mom bought these new wedge heels and I thought they were cute, so when she left I put them on and danced to Just Dance in the living room, then she came back home and saw me  She chased me through the house wanting to kill me and I RAN in those heels. I hid in my room for the rest of the day. |
this one is killing me 
OH I REMEMBER NOW. A few years ago there was this guy at school who had been nice to me (he was new and popular) he used to randomly come up to me and shake my hand and make conversation. Anyway one day I was super tired in class and started sleeping. I decided to get at up at some point (we were watching a movie) and I went to the toilet. On my way he was out in the corridor talking to someone. I was still half-asleep and I called out his name whilst I walked towards him, I just opened my arms and gave him a hug  but then, whilst I was hugging him my hands moved down his back and went SO close to touching his butt. I didn't think anything of it until I had woken up properly in the toilets and realized how close I had come to grabbing his ass without even thinking about it 
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omg and i tickle my crushes bit between the willy and the ass all the time and he doesnt care 
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i am HOWLING
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Get drunk and do it, works for me
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Originally posted by IBeMe
I used slay and snatching you by the weave and girl you know I got the side eye lol
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omg the old fb sent to whoever you're chatting live updates of your activity..........and i didn't know.......ya
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When my family and I went on a cruise over the summer, we shared a room on the ship. I thought that everyone had left to go to the pool, and I told them I wouldn't be tagging along. So I brought this cute guy into my room, and we were just starting to mess around when my brother came back into the room for no reason... I told him the guy was just a friend and we were hanging out, but he thought it was fishy and told my sister, who in turn told my mother. I've been asked if I like boys like three times since then...
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
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I kept pulling a Sam Smith, by that I mean never referring to the guy I was seeing as a guy. Only saying pronouns like "they" and so on.
It got really awkward at times. I was so hung up on trying to not reveal the gender I'd say unbearably awkward things like "Oh yeah, that individual I am dating" rather than "my boyfriend".
My friends were like "ffs".
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Once my stan twitter account accidentally connected to Facebook and all my tweets got posted on Facebook. Trust me, you don't want it to happen to you.
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Originally posted by telmomarques
Doesn't being in the closet all the time get lonely and depressing
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no its comfortable here 
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Firday. This group of guys was interrogating me about my sexuality. They kept making jokes about me liking this fat guy and sitting next to a chubby guy who listens to Anaconda, and I was just like "I DONT LIKE ANY OF YOU UGLY ****S SHUT UP AND BE SILENT"
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Member Since: 5/6/2010
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Originally posted by SmokeOnDiamonds
Only when I was kid, I was SO Gay! Towel on my head, dancing, wearing my Mom's heels  Until my Dad threatened me, I dropped all of that overnight.  |
Oh so I'm not alone?
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Originally posted by jonasha
So when I was in High School, the 9th grade class went on a field trip to go camping. Of course, I never went camping before so I didn't really pack much of anything at all. (First mistake ). Luckily, I was close friends and neighbors with this cutie jock type guy named Chris and he leant me some of his clothes and he was willing to share his own sleeping bag with me for the night. Throughout the day, we bonded and did a ton of activities together and that was the point where I was so infatuated with him. During the night, we were in the same tent and sleeping kind of close to each other. When I was sleeping, I had a
wet dream
about him ( ) and messed up his underwear. In the morning, I had
morning wood
and couldn't get it to go down. ( ). Of course, we really had to wake up and go at that point, but I was just lying in Chris' stained underwear. When Chris woke up, I tried my best to cover myself up but it was pretty obvious. He looked kind of shocked and didn't really say much and left to wash himself up in the nearby bathroom. My horny ass teenaged self decided to
masturbate
to relieve the pressure and while I was in the middle of my session, Chris poked his head in. ( ). He immediately went out of the tent and didn't return until like 20 minutes later so that we can tear down the tent and repack to leave. During that time, we didn't say much and left on the bus pretty awkwardly. When I got back to my house, I changed into my clothes and put Chris' clothes that he leant me into a bag and decided to just put it in front of his door for him to pick it up. I totally forgot that there was
my dried you know what
in it and it was a pretty obviously big stain. The next day during school, I tried to talk to him about everything that happened and just explain how I was thinking about this other bitch during the camping trip and that she and I made out briefly during the night and I couldn't stop thinking about her even in the morning. He kind of took that explanation and said that he understood, but I knew he didn't.
We kind of became distant after that and he's no longer my friend. But luckily, he didn't say anything to anyone, I hope. That's why I'll never go camping ever again... |
BITCH Why did you give it back with your stuff on it !!!! NOOOOOO I would have made some **** up NOOOo
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Originally posted by jax.
i was in the audience for live with kelly and they said something about some guest of hers (i dont remember who) along the lines of "yeah our audience thinks you're hot" and i clapped and wooed along with that while i was sitting with my family. oh lord i was embarrassed. |
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Originally posted by SmokeOnDiamonds
Wait. I remember now. When I was in 5th grade, I was a HUGE WWE fan. SmackDown! was on but it was just male wrestlers on and I told my brother I was going to my room and to let me know when the Divas come on. He was like "Why? Are you ****ing Gay?  " I was like "Ummm....I guess....Yes.... " Then he got up FURIOUS and said "WTF!!! YOU'RE ****ING GAY!?!?!  " I quickly said No and that I was kidding.  |
Poor you 
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And also there was this bully in my school who hated me and among other things one day on every lesson he told the current teacher that I'm gay & made up stories about him exposing me watching **** on my phone etc I just gave up and didn't even defend myself. It was not very good time.
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Originally posted by conseeded
d; the amount of times my family has walked in on me killing some choreography is too much
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Omg, there was this one show where Robin Antin (the creator of The Pussycat Dolls) was like training these girls on how to dance like them and I watched that show religiously. I remember once apparently my dad saw me and asked he where I learned that dirty **** from.
Not to mention the countless amount of times I've strutted around the house to ghé pop girls.
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Originally posted by Mezter
I was with my friends and this really cute guy walked by and I said "MMMMM" and my friend was like "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?"...I had a drink from Jamba Juice in my hand so I just said "Mmm, this drink is delicious" |
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Originally posted by Beethoven
I was like "Oh ****, what is that!? Don't click on that link, it is spam! I think my computer has a virus or something!". I quickly logged out after |
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Originally posted by Ryuuchan_X
One time my mom bought these new wedge heels and I thought they were cute, so when she left I put them on and danced to Just Dance in the living room, then she came back home and saw me She chased me through the house wanting to kill me and I RAN in those heels. I hid in my room for the rest of the day. |
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Originally posted by TheLastChord
I was wrestling(well, you know like fake fighting and all) with my straight crush(also one of my best friends) anf i got a boner and he felt it...
So i told him i had to pee badly but there was like this awful awkward silence before my mind was capable of elaborating that lie.
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i doubt he believed you
jonasha  is he cute tho 
BeyonceHatesMe your second post You are so lucky
SmokeOnDiamonds dont think like that, your family loves you 
Lippy,about twitter the bully tho
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Oh God, I just remembered one. This happened like 2 weeks ago and I was listening to Rocket - Beyonce before lunch, so when I got downstairs I was walking towards my crush & our friends and I was singing Rocket out loud and accidentally sang to my crush "Let me sit this ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS on you" and everyone stared at me so I quickly sat down on my nearest female friend.
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Member Since: 5/6/2010
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Originally posted by MP2K
We were naming dating apps in socio class such as match.com, eharmony, tinder, BlackPeopleMeet etc. and when the professor had asked for more I shouted "Gri..." and I had to restrain myself.
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I said this to this one straight guy in sophomore year, and, luckily, i dont think he noticed. :laugh:
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