Like a year ago or two I had a birthday party and invited a lot of friends/people over to my house. Things got really crazy and I ended up wrestling around on the floor with some guy for fun.

People were watching and were all like "yeah pin him" It was really weird.

Anyways I pinned him and I taunted him by leaning close in his face, and he sat up when I leaned down and we accidentally kissed. But like everyone knew it was an accident so they didn't care, so later on this bitch was all "So, you kissed Alexander, what was it like?" and I was like "Oh, it was really and I mean REALLY g-" and realized people were staring at me and I said it was really weird instead.
I'll post more if I can think of some

Also the MMM one has me HOLLERING
