[Lukey]

I WANT A POST ON THE 1000th page!

YAS I GOT ONE

[Haven]

Originally posted by Sazare

True, true.

I suppose you could play off your Latin looks. Judging by her faves she seems to have a thing for that.

It took me a second to get what you meant. I forgot that Xtina has Hispanic roots. I may have a shot, then.

Originally posted by Guernica

I like men of all colors. I don't have a racial preference when it comes to dating at all. I actually tend to prefer non-white men





Oh did you? Tell me Sazare have you even been on a date with a black guy before?

Do I need to dig up all the receipts in the old RT of your discrimination against me?

But yes, I'm very interested in your answer to this question, Sazare.

[Rimo]

20000 Posts Yaaas

[Sazare]

Originally posted by Guernica

Oh did you? Tell me Sazare have you even been on a date with a black guy before?

I have been on as many dates with black men as I have with white men kthx. Same goes for Asian and Hispanic men. And Native American.

I've actually had a tentative Tinder date with a black guy planned for a while now. Idk when that's going to happen but

[Gavin.]

Originally posted by Remmy

1,000TH PAGE!!!

I wrote you all a poem due to this amazing achievement.



u know what they say about orange peels
when u peel them u can stick them back on
*where they came from
thats kind of how people evolve in life
ill elaborate a little bit
so you know when you walk into the kitchen one day looking for a snack...
u find an apple
u can’t decide if uw ant red or green
so u go with both
and when u peel the green one...
u peel off the skin...
it comes off so u see the inside part
the hard mush
and then.. u decide
that u don’t want the green one anymore
*and u want the red one
and u realize well i can’t stick the skin back on
*and u think about life
so thats what happened when i chose basketball over soccer
do u get what I’m feeling
ok guess not ill explain it again
in a diff way
anyways so know when ur in the candy shop
for the first time
and u see a chocolate chocolate and a white chocolate!
and u say hmm i don’t know which one i want
u can’t decide so u lick one and it melts in ur mouth
and u say omg i want the other one
and u can’t put the melt back on
the other one
so u have to accept that u made a bad decision
*in lifw
life
thats when i got the small starbucks instead of the large
do u get it??
do u need another example?
*ok so do u ever feel like...
wow i need to shower...
so u decide to shower
and u can’t decide if u want a cold or hot shower!
so u pick hot and it burns u
and ur like omg! i wish i had cold water instead
*but u realize that u wasted that hot water
oh fiddle sticks it went all down the drain
and u can’t get it back up
unless u crawl under
*so thats the time when i picked basketball over soccer again

me googling this and no results showing up

me realizing you actually wrote this

[Guernica]

Originally posted by Qatari Monster

I'm drinking the human produced Milk, gives me a great energy for the morning!

Whose titty did you get that milk from

[Remmy]

ur all weird

[accelgors]

Originally posted by moijejoue

OHMAHGAH! I started the 1000th page!

[Haven]

Originally posted by Guernica

Whose titty did you get that milk from

Wait, titty isn't censored?

[Witchpop]

My tattoo is so peely, and I want to feel better, meh.

[Gavin.]

Originally posted by Sazare

I have been on as many dates with black men as I have with white men kthx. Same goes for Asian and Hispanic men. And Native American.

So zero?

[Kings.]

IT SHOULD COME ON A CONE

[Lukey]

That page went quick...

[Rimo]

Originally posted by Guernica

Whose titty did you get that milk from

My Ex's Healthy Carrot Milk

[Guernica]

Originally posted by Koviri

Wait, titty isn't censored?

titty isn't censored but **** is. Where's the sense in that

[Gavin.]

Originally posted by Guernica

Whose titty did you get that milk from

I think they mean creamer, not milk

hmmmm here I always try to say **** but it never works but titty does

What a mess

[Haven]

Originally posted by Guernica

titty isn't censored but **** is. Where's the sense in that

I just knew it was censored...

Same deal with penis and ****, though.

[Guernica]

ok I can't resist any more, I think I'm going to eat some of that sub I bought today even though it's near 11 PM and I'm trying to stop night eating

[Tylerbv]

I got my first assignment of university and I have no idea how to do any of it and I'm already panicking

[moijejoue]

Originally posted by accelgors

I swear I did but some pressedt soul deleted thier posts.