I used to HATE Hard Candy but guess what....it's actually a
GREAT RECORD.
Screw those who think it's a trend chasing record. There's only like
3 songs that had the signature Timbaland urban beat circa 2007. THREE SONGS. The majority of Hard Candy is RETRO FUNKY POP, not the generic Timbaland ****
Candy Shop is raw and sexy and a perfect album intro
MY SUGAR IS RAW
4 Minutes had a crazy production and it was one of Timbaland's best productions. SUCKA!
Give It 2 Me was a SMASH and 5 years ahead of its time. #getstupid
Now lemme talk about the bop
Heartbeat. Used to loathe it but damn girl she brought the song to life on ha tour
Despite the fuzzy overproduction,
Miles Away was one of her finest melodies and lyrics of all time.
She's Not Me is funky pop at its best. Now let me bop a bit!
Incredible is one SAD SAD song! The Queen was EXHAUSTED over her marriage
Beat Goes On had the most insane groove and should've been a single.
I don't like Dance2Night and Spanish Lessons so bye girls.
Devil Wouldn't Recognize You is dark and sexy and better than Cry Me A River
Voices is the perfect album closer and y'all HC haters can seethe!
And can we talk about the FLAWLESS album cover? It's messy but I LOVE IT!
Hard Candy was a PERFECT pop record and guess what? It's cohesive. When will MDschizophreNiA?