[Retro]

Suffocating here by myself,
Dying for your touch

[Guernica]

Originally posted by Sazare

The preferred nomenclature is bussy

that word makes me want to vomit so I do not think so

[Gavin.]

Random Thoughts is popping tonight



compared to how it usually is

[Sazare]

Originally posted by Guernica

You mean you didn't see the appeal of butts before. What kind of flop

No, I really didn't. All I saw it as was an excrement release hole. But there was this guy at work the other day with the most GLORIOUS ass and as I stared at it, it was like it spoke to me. Spoke naughty things that, if I were to repeat them here, would surely give me a three month ban. It was like a holy beacon of brown light shining up at me.

It was a very divine experience, tbh.

[Retro]

Originally posted by Sazare

But there was this guy at work the other day with the most GLORIOUS ass and as I stared at it, it was like it spoke to me.

Somebody needs to put this on my ****ing tombstone

[Guernica]

Originally posted by Sazare

No, I really didn't. All I saw it as was an excrement release hole. But there was this guy at work the other day with the most GLORIOUS ass and as I stared at it, it was like it spoke to me. Spoke naughty things that, if I were to repeat them here, would surely give me a three month ban. It was like a holy beacon of brown light shining down on me.

It was a very divine experience, tbh.

So many things I could point out in this post but lemme not. I can kind of relate though because I don't see an appeal to guys asses at all. Girls asses however

[jayyyxtee]

I would like to make a clarification that my first time doing the full deed was not a blood bath. Just as I went to go clean myself up I saw shades of red on the toilet paper so don't think I'm some loose floozy

[Gavin.]

Originally posted by Sazare

No, I really didn't. All I saw it as was an excrement release hole. But there was this guy at work the other day with the most GLORIOUS ass and as I stared at it, it was like it spoke to me. Spoke naughty things that, if I were to repeat them here, would surely give me a three month ban. It was like a holy beacon of brown light shining down on me.

It was a very divine experience, tbh.

"Of brown light"

Nasty tbh *insert that judging gif here*

[Sazare]

Originally posted by iHype.

Someone on here said they thot I was a power top 'cause I'm always rude and aggressive.

do u like lady gaga

[posh]

Originally posted by Retro

We do talk a lot; our floor (he's actually my floor's RA specifically, not just the hall) is really close on the whole. I think he's maybe starting to get that I like him. Hopefully something materializes soon because I am dying over this guy.

Aww, that's exciting! If you're giving off as much energy irl as you are on here, I'm sure he's started to develop an idea. Make sure you keep us updated; if this is how giddy you get about the idea of being with someone, I can't even imagine how you'll be if/when you actually get with them.

Originally posted by Sazare

What's that supposed to mean

That out of everyone that posts in RT, yours stand out to me the most. It was a compliment.

[Almodusa]

Originally posted by Sazare

No, I really didn't. All I saw it as was an excrement release hole. But there was this guy at work the other day with the most GLORIOUS ass and as I stared at it, it was like it spoke to me. Spoke naughty things that, if I were to repeat them here, would surely give me a three month ban. It was like a holy beacon of brown light shining up at me.

It was a very divine experience, tbh.

[Gavin.]

Originally posted by Guernica

So many things I could point out in this post but lemme not. I can kind of relate though because I don't see an appeal to guys asses at all. Girls asses however

But what does a girl and girl do with one another's asses?

I would genuinely like to know

*insert Oprah closing book gif*

[Sazare]

Originally posted by posh

That out of everyone that posts in RT, yours stand out to me the most. It was a compliment.

Oh. Hehehehe thanks.

[jayyyxtee]

Originally posted by Gavin.

But what does a girl and girl do with one another's asses?

I would genuinely like to know

*insert Oprah closing book gif*

really anticipating Guernica's answer

wait so you're 20 and living alone? How do you afford rent

[iHype.]

I wish y'all were black so we could talk about black sitcoms.

[Jemini]

mess I'm reading a ghey romance story and its about college, frats and other stuff

Originally posted by iHype.

Someone on here said they thought I was a power top 'cause I'm always rude and aggressive.

now sis....

[jayyyxtee]

Originally posted by iHype.

I wish y'all were black so we could talk about black sitcoms.

I KNEW you were black

I love The Parkers

[Retro]

Originally posted by posh

Aww, that's exciting! If you're giving off as much energy irl as you are on here, I'm sure he's started to develop an idea. Make sure you keep us updated; if this is how giddy you get about the idea of being with someone, I can't even imagine how you'll be if/when you actually get with them.

Oh my god I'll probably dissolve into a pool of pink frosting. I can't even begin to imagine my reaction.

Good point about how I act IRL tho - it's certainly not the same but I was thinking about it today, and I'm going to try to be less reserved and more honest with him as far as behavior. For once I really want the guy on the other end of my hyperemotional crush to know I like him a lot, but I of course don't want to come on way too strong. He needs to develop an interest in me for anything to be viable and I know that!

[Retro]

Originally posted by jayyyxtee

I KNEW you were black

... didn't we all?

[Gavin.]

Originally posted by jayyyxtee

really anticipating Guernica's answer

wait so you're 20 and living alone? How do you afford rent

I saved up 5 grand by working two jobs for the first half of this year. I paid my lease in full till October 31st

Where have you been because all that was practically all I talked about for the beginning of the year