It's all staged too btw, they asked this Irish girl why she was there and she said 'err, one of your producers messaged me on twitter and then flew me to America to get me ready for this..'.
The new series of X Factor hopes to see off rival Strictly Come Dancing with the 'fun factor'.
After Gary Barlow's reluctance to have joke acts on the show last year, Simon Cowell has decided to embrace the madness and the opening show features plenty of weird and wonderful acts to raise a laugh.
The other biggest influence on the show is Cheryl Cole.
Judges Cheryl, Simon and Louis were at the launch in London
She has fans auditioning for her, dances with men, is kissed by men and women and even has Cowell in the palm of her hand. Cowell, although a tad softer since becoming a father, still has plenty of put-downs to enjoy.
"I won't remember you tomorrow. It's a no," he tells one unfortunate lad.
Another women is told she is "awful" despite her mum joining her on stage and handing out cake and a takeaway to judges with hilarious results.
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The show also features a return to the basic audition room which means some singers sound more raw, but also will have the chance to grow.
Both female judges will be seen in tears on the opening weekend.
Two overseas singers shock the judges for different reasons, Mel B is feisty and Louis Walsh is, well Louis. You can't reinvent the wheel and you can't reinvent The X Factor, but its a welcome return for Cowell and Cheryl.
Let's all just be happy that the Trash Vote was discontinued. Good idea which lead to less excitement on Sunday, loads of filler and the death of Deadlock. My parents rioted at that
