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Discussion: The Terrible Jokes Thread: Jokes so bad they're funny
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xD katy perry's fanbase is children xD
oh except its not funny 
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What did Katy perry say to her Grammy?
Nothing. (because she doesn't have one)
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Why did the little boy fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a fridge at him.
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Why can’t Tommy the T-Rex clap?
Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 million years.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus are incapable of feeling fear.
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A horse walked into a bar.
Several people immediately got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. The bar was closed and animal control was called. The horse was returned to its rightful owner and the bar reopened the next day.
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Why was the little boy crying?
Because there was a frog stapled to his face.
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Why did the little girl fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
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What is a pirate’s favourite letter of the alphabet?
None. Historians believe that all pirates would have been illiterate.
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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.
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Originally posted by Kai Tai
Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups?
Because they can't even
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Originally posted by hello_world
I'm at 6 WPs, I think I won't 
Did you hear about the blonde who fired a gun into the air?
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Originally posted by Phoenetic
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.
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Originally posted by Rihinvention
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
it wasn't. numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
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Why was the little boy crying?
Because there was a frog stapled to his face.
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This thread is one of the best things I've ever read. 
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What's a dog's favorite snack?
Paw-tato chips.
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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because someone threw a fridge at it.
Why did the tree fall over?
Because the koala didn't let go.
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Originally posted by Cain
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Originally posted by BadMonster
Q: Why don't Ethiopians take medication?
A: Prescription says "take with food"
Q: what's the similarity between gays and toothpicks?
A: they both poke into old food
A man walks into an adult store and asks for a blow up doll. The store owner asks him "do you want a male or a female?"
"I'd like a female one", he says. "And do you want a white one or a coloured one?"
"A white one", he says. "And do you want a Christian one or a Muslim one?"
"What does religion have to do with this, it's just a blow up doll!"
"Yes. I know" says the store owner, "but the Muslim one blows up itself"
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Originally posted by EmRiNavy
A blind guy walks into a bar........and a table....... and a chair |
These have me on the floor
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Why was 6 in love with 7?
Because 7 8 ass 
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Originally posted by MarkMinaj
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They are too busy beating the room for being ______. (Dont feel like getting warning points.)
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KIIIIIIIIIII
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A book just fell on my head
I can only blame my shelf
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What did 0 say to 8?
Nice belt.
What's better than winning silver at the Paralympics?
Walking
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Originally posted by alexanderao
Is that your pseudonym?
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I'm flattered but no
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There was a planet made up of six kingdoms, one of each colour- (red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple). Every year, the kings, queens, princes and princesses from each of the six kingdoms would meet at one of the kingdoms' castles to discuss issues that had arisen in different kingdoms and financial and transport links. The purple prince had seen the green princess a number of times at these meetings, and one year realised that he had fallen in love with her. After speaking to his parents, the purple King and purple Queen, he decided that he was going to ask for the green princess' hand in marriage.
So the purple prince set off on a journey across the land. Unfortunately, the green kingdom was very far away, so the purple prince made sure he had plenty of food and drink for the journey. He hopped on his purple horse, raised the purple gate and set off out of the purple castle and out of the purple kingdom. When he crossed the border into the red kingdom, a red officer asked the purple prince to sign a red parchment declaring his entry into the red kingdom. The purple prince got out his purple quill and wrote his name in purple ink, which stood out on the red parchment. The red officer waved the purple prince on his way. After a day of travelling through the red kingdom, passing red villages and red towns, the purple prince decided to take a rest and stay the night at a red inn.
The following day, the purple prince awoke to the sound of a red rooster and set off along the red road out of the red kingdom. Within hours, the purple prince made it to the yellow kingdom, where he was asked by a yellow officer to sign a piece of yellow parchment in order to declare is entry to the yellow kingdom. The purple prince did so and carried on gallopping off along the yellow road. Shortly the purple prince found that the yellow road was obstructed by a yellow tree that had fallen during a storm. The purple prince got off his purple horse and tried to push the yellow tree out of the way, but alas, it was too heavy. The purple prince got back on his purple horse and made his way to a yellow village, where he asked for the three strongest yellow men to volunteer to aid him in moving the yellow tree. Three yellow men stepped forward and followed the purple prince down the yellow road to the obstruction. To the purple prince's delight, they were able to move the yellow tree, and so he set off along the yellow road to the blue kingdom.
When the purple prince arrived in the blue kingdom and signed the blue parchment, he was faced by the blue prince, who had heard of the purple prince's plan to marry the green princess. The blue prince was furious, as he had also planned to propose to the green princess, but was not given permission by his parents, the blue King and Queen. The blue prince drew his sword and challenged the purple prince to a duel. He accepted. Minutes went by as the purple prince and the blue prince fought in the blue field. With a frustrated shrug, the purple prince jabbed out at the blue prince, causing him to fall to the ground and grasp at the blue grass. The purple prince carried on on his way and set off towards the orange kingdom.
When the purple prince arrived at the orange kingdom and signed the orange parchment, he discovered that the orange kingdom had flooded during a season of heavy orange rain. Determined to make it to the green kingdom, the purple prince got out his purple axe and cut down an orange tree. The purple prince spent a few hours chopping the orange tree into planks and creating a small raft, just big enough for both himself and his purple horse to fit on. When he had finished, the purple prince and his horse got aboard the raft and floated across the flood waters, falling asleep as the orange dusk fell over the kingdom. When the purple prince awoke the following morning, he discovered that the raft had carried them near to the border of the green kingdom. In joyous dance, the purple prince and his purple horse rushed over to the green kingdom, where they were asked to sign a green parchment.
The purple prince sped down the green road to the green castle, stopping for a green beer on the way, as his drink supplies had run out over the course of the journey. When the purple prince finally arrived at the green castle, he was asked to sign multiple green parchments and documents, decaring the purple prince's entry to the green castle. Once he had signed the parchments, the purple prince dismounted his purple horse and set off into the green tower. He climbed flights and flights off green stairs, passing numerous green doors which led to different rooms of the green castle. When the purple prince finally reached the green princess' door, he took a moment before knocking. After a few seconds, the green princess called the purple prince in. The green princess was sat on a green stool by the window, brushing her green hair with a green hairbrush. The purple prince walked slowly over to her. He began;
"Dearest green princess, I have travelled across the land to reach you. I have moved trees and spanned flood waters. I have signed numerous parchments in travel and even fought a prince so that I could be here with you now, in this moment."
The purple prince got down on one knee, looked the green princess deep in her green eyes and said;
"Green princess, will you marry me?"
And she said no.
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Originally posted by Matthew
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Originally posted by Wonderlust
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GOOD FREAKING BYE
i got my life for an hour going through these
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Originally posted by Jae
There was a planet made up of six kingdoms, one of each colour- (red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple). Every year, the kings, queens, princes and princesses from each of the six kingdoms would meet at one of the kingdoms' castles to discuss issues that had arisen in different kingdoms and financial and transport links. The purple prince had seen the green princess a number of times at these meetings, and one year realised that he had fallen in love with her. After speaking to his parents, the purple King and purple Queen, he decided that he was going to ask for the green princess' hand in marriage.
So the purple prince set off on a journey across the land. Unfortunately, the green kingdom was very far away, so the purple prince made sure he had plenty of food and drink for the journey. He hopped on his purple horse, raised the purple gate and set off out of the purple castle and out of the purple kingdom. When he crossed the border into the red kingdom, a red officer asked the purple prince to sign a red parchment declaring his entry into the red kingdom. The purple prince got out his purple quill and wrote his name in purple ink, which stood out on the red parchment. The red officer waved the purple prince on his way. After a day of travelling through the red kingdom, passing red villages and red towns, the purple prince decided to take a rest and stay the night at a red inn.
The following day, the purple prince awoke to the sound of a red rooster and set off along the red road out of the red kingdom. Within hours, the purple prince made it to the yellow kingdom, where he was asked by a yellow officer to sign a piece of yellow parchment in order to declare is entry to the yellow kingdom. The purple prince did so and carried on gallopping off along the yellow road. Shortly the purple prince found that the yellow road was obstructed by a yellow tree that had fallen during a storm. The purple prince got off his purple horse and tried to push the yellow tree out of the way, but alas, it was too heavy. The purple prince got back on his purple horse and made his way to a yellow village, where he asked for the three strongest yellow men to volunteer to aid him in moving the yellow tree. Three yellow men stepped forward and followed the purple prince down the yellow road to the obstruction. To the purple prince's delight, they were able to move the yellow tree, and so he set off along the yellow road to the blue kingdom.
When the purple prince arrived in the blue kingdom and signed the blue parchment, he was faced by the blue prince, who had heard of the purple prince's plan to marry the green princess. The blue prince was furious, as he had also planned to propose to the green princess, but was not given permission by his parents, the blue King and Queen. The blue prince drew his sword and challenged the purple prince to a duel. He accepted. Minutes went by as the purple prince and the blue prince fought in the blue field. With a frustrated shrug, the purple prince jabbed out at the blue prince, causing him to fall to the ground and grasp at the blue grass. The purple prince carried on on his way and set off towards the orange kingdom.
When the purple prince arrived at the orange kingdom and signed the orange parchment, he discovered that the orange kingdom had flooded during a season of heavy orange rain. Determined to make it to the green kingdom, the purple prince got out his purple axe and cut down an orange tree. The purple prince spent a few hours chopping the orange tree into planks and creating a small raft, just big enough for both himself and his purple horse to fit on. When he had finished, the purple prince and his horse got aboard the raft and floated across the flood waters, falling asleep as the orange dusk fell over the kingdom. When the purple prince awoke the following morning, he discovered that the raft had carried them near to the border of the green kingdom. In joyous dance, the purple prince and his purple horse rushed over to the green kingdom, where they were asked to sign a green parchment.
The purple prince sped down the green road to the green castle, stopping for a green beer on the way, as his drink supplies had run out over the course of the journey. When the purple prince finally arrived at the green castle, he was asked to sign multiple green parchments and documents, decaring the purple prince's entry to the green castle. Once he had signed the parchments, the purple prince dismounted his purple horse and set off into the green tower. He climbed flights and flights off green stairs, passing numerous green doors which led to different rooms of the green castle. When the purple prince finally reached the green princess' door, he took a moment before knocking. After a few seconds, the green princess called the purple prince in. The green princess was sat on a green stool by the window, brushing her green hair with a green hairbrush. The purple prince walked slowly over to her. He began;
"Dearest green princess, I have travelled across the land to reach you. I have moved trees and spanned flood waters. I have signed numerous parchments in travel and even fought a prince so that I could be here with you now, in this moment."
The purple prince got down on one knee, looked the green princess deep in her green eyes and said;
"Green princess, will you marry me?"
And she said no.
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By far, the worst waste of time I've ever experienced. 
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I literally just tried to ask my brother a knock knock joke and this is how it went....
Me: "Knock knock...."
Brother: "I dont answer the door for strangers....."
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Originally posted by DaMusicHunter08
I literally just tried to ask my brother a knock knock joke and this is how it went....
Me: "Knock knock...."
Brother: "I dont answer the door for strangers....."
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****ing genius!
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u betta get a man cuz dark horse is killin singles 
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