This is a bit long, but stay with me....
About six months ago I was single and ready to mingle with just about anyone, so I downloaded Grindr. It was 99% creeps and people I would never go out with, but there were a few good ones. One of them was a kid who lived near me that was the same age as me. We chatted for about two weeks and then he stopped replying, saying he wasn't interested anymore because he didn't find me super attractive...I was sad because he was pretty attractive and I felt kinda ****** about it.
Fast forward to this morning. I had just finished my 10 mile workout and was at Taco Bell to try a waffle taco (awful, btw), and that same guy who turned me away is taking my order. He says "Hi, Citrus"' and I'm like
He has gained a good amount of weight and has pretty bad acne now, but that could be from working at Taco Bell. Anyways, he regressed a biT. So, he tells me I look good (more running and weights, though I've never really been out of shape) and asks if I want to go out again sometime. But at this point I just laughed and said I was taken.
Shoulda locked this down while you could, bitch.
