[ReachOut]

Originally posted by Benzene

And predictably the girl who beats Serena is dumped in straights.

Predictable is as predictable does.

Serena, ha revenges

[Reader]

Poor Serena, punched on Forbes, punched from the last three slams by irrelevants, her conqueror punched out with ease on Centre....

(I love ha but still....)

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Originally posted by Reader

Poor Serena, punched on Forbes, punched from the last three slams by irrelevants, her conqueror punched out with in ease on Centre....

(I love ha but still....)

Sharapova fans always going to Forbes because they know history will confuse ha with Kournikova.

Even Sharapova herself doesn't use Forbes.

[Reader]

Originally posted by Benzene

Sharapova fans always going to Forbes because they know history will confuse ha with Kournikova.

Even Sharapova herself doesn't use Forbes.

Kournikova never won a single title, Masha won all four slams..

I'm just foolin' anyway. Forbes is all lies.

[ReachOut]

Originally posted by Reader

Poor Serena, punched on Forbes, punched from the last three slams by irrelevants, her conqueror punched out with ease on Centre....

(I love ha but still....)

Ana at AUSOpen, i don't call her irrelevant tbh

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Originally posted by Reader

Kournikova never won a single title, Masha won all four slams..

I'm just foolin' anyway. Forbes is all lies.

A lot of people still get them confused. Most people I know don't watch tennis, so when I talk about it nobody is really knowledgeable about it. I mentioned Sharapova winning the French Open and several people are like "Huh? She's actually won something now? I thought she was just famous for her looks?" I'm just like...that's not the same person.

Though to be fair people still get Venus and Serena confused. Only was to tell the difference for some people is to see an ass picture.

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Grass GOAT has now beaten every active RG champion at Wimbledon.

Can you feel it.

[Reader]

Originally posted by Benzene

A lot of people still get them confused. Most people I know don't watch tennis, so when I talk about it nobody is really knowledgeable about it. I mentioned Sharapova winning the French Open and several people are like "Huh? She's actually won something now? I thought she was just famous for her looks?" I'm just like...that's not the same person.

Though to be fair people still get Venus and Serena confused. Only was to tell the difference for some people is to see an ass picture.

This is true tbh. Maria ha ice queen beauty fooling people into thinking she's a sack of **** on court.

How can people get Serena and Venus confused though? They are so different-looking.

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Originally posted by Reader

This is true tbh. Maria ha ice queen beauty fooling people into thinking she's a sack of **** on court.

How can people get Serena and Venus confused though? They are so different.

Not a fan of Sharpie but I always have to defend her when people dismiss her because of her looks.

And all black people look alike I guess? Only explanation I can think of considering that their faces, body types, and height aren't even remotely similar.

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Kvitova coming through.

But as the Psychic Chanteuse, this was expected.

[Reader]

Originally posted by Benzene

Not a fan of Sharpie but I always have to defend her when people dismiss her because of her looks.

And all black people look alike I guess? Only explanation I can think of considering that their faces, body types, and height aren't even remotely similar.

The amount of times I have had to say "Venus is the tall, skinny one" or smth.

My broadcaster is now fully stanning for Andy so I won't hear **** til that match is done.

[ReachOut]

Originally posted by Benzene

Grass GOAT has now beaten every active RG champion at Wimbledon.

Can you feel it.

Golden set chanteuse Shvedova next,

who knows?

[ABEL-o-matic]

Did the Disco session happen already? I missed it didn't I? My faves always cruising with ease when I'm not watching them on TV.

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Originally posted by ABEL-o-matic

Did the Disco session happen already? I missed it didn't I? My faves always cruising with ease when I'm not watching them on TV.

The Grass GOATs are on a collision course.
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Makarova

And three Czechs in the quarters , Frozen99 must be proud.

[RatedG²]

Originally posted by Reader

Kerber got to tha Eastbourne final (upcoming grass goddess Keys dispatched ha ass in straights). She won't be able to match Maria for intensity and will be fortunate to take a set, IMO.

Being snatched by Ana, Mugu and Alize at the last three slams can't be sitting well for Serena. What's gotten into her?

Morataglou said she's having personal problems at the moment but she won't say what it is.

nn @ me only wearing an Ana avatar and her packing it in after the 2nd set

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Originally posted by RatedG²

Morataglou said she's having personal problems at the moment but she won't say what it is.

nn @ me only wearing an Ana avatar and her packing it in after the 2nd set

When did he say this?

And the RatedG curse lives. If you truly want to do damage perhaps you should start rooting for Sharapova.

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Isner lost with 52 aces?

Now THAT is the definition of a servebot, how the **** does that even happen?

[Reader]

Originally posted by Benzene

Isner lost with 52 aces?

Now THAT is the definition of a servebot, how the **** does that even happen?

13 games worth! MESS!

[RatedG²]

Originally posted by Benzene

When did he say this?

And the RatedG curse lives. If you truly want to do damage perhaps you should start rooting for Sharapova.

let me go find the article


and I would never.

[RatedG²]

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports...edon/11627331/


And when does Maria play? I don't want to see Murray