There are three things we can judge a song on without actually hearing it: its title, its lyrics and its single cover.
For this round, I will randomly group yall into teams of three. Here are the teams:
Team Metamorphosis
1. ReachOut - Hilary Duff
2. Inner Insanity - Avril Lavigne
3. Xedretinz - P!nk
Team Battlefield
1. Speezy - Jordin Sparks
2. KingSebert - Iggy Azalea
3. iforgiveyou - Kelly Clarkson
Team Elephant
1. *Tim - Alexandra Burke
2. Jax - Azealia Banks
3. Euphorae - Britney Spears
Team Partition
1. Ice - Beyoncé
2. Girlicious - Miley Cyrus
3. Rem - Icona Pop
Team ChiRaq
1. Robbyyy - Nicki Minaj
2. Eeveelution - Lana Del Rey
3. Gavin. - Adele
Team Lotus
1. Legend E - Christina Aguilera
2. Kyle. - Sky Ferreira
3. Finge437rprints - Cher Lloyd
Team Diamonds
1. Bey_Rihstan - Rihanna
2. Starmie - Whitney Houston
3. igor - Jennifer Lopez
Team Hurricane
1. dimitrius - Bridgit Mendler
2. Luz - Zendaya
3. Element - Katy Perry
The first member of each team are the leaders and they will be the ones to send me the teams' final entry. Each member of the team must submit one of the three: baddest song title, baddest lyrics and baddest single cover. For the baddest lyrics, you must send 2-4 lines and must not contain repeating words like "Cake cake cake cake cake cake" for Rihanna perhaps. For the single cover, it just have to be official. Here's a sample entry:
Quote:
Team Warrior
Ke$ha - Boots and Boys
Quote:
Boots and boys / They bring me so much joy / I wear ‘em both so pretty as I walk in the city / Boots and Boys
Lady Gaga - Highway Unicorn (Road 2 Love) (OMG the plethora of choices )
Mariah Carey - You Don't Know What to Do (ft. Wale)
Team leaders PM your teammates now! I will give yall 3 (gotta love the number ) days to submit. If yalls entries ain't here by 11AM on June 24, 2014, yall are OUT! Understood?! Well good luck then!
Just looked through their single covers, there aren't any that are really AWFUL, per say.
Same for song titles. I'm sure I can find some pointless lyrics, tho. Let me get to searchin'.
3 per team, 1 per player
Ooh and I forgot to add how the elimination process will work this round. The winning team will choose which players they will eliminate from the Bottom 2 teams!
Just looked through their single covers, there aren't any that are really AWFUL, per say.
Same for song titles. I'm sure I can find some pointless lyrics, tho. Let me get to searchin'.
The good thing about this round is that if your artist slays in one department, there are still 2 more where she might be a flop
Can we do demo titles Dumb+Dumb=You or will you only accept official released titles in this case Einstein (From the Platinum album Stronger available on iTunes).
Can we do demo titles Dumb+Dumb=You or will you only accept official released titles in this case Einstein (From the Platinum album Stronger available on iTunes).
Hmmm... Hmmm... Thinking... Thinking... Nope! Because demo titles are only working titles and aren't really thought thru unlike official ones
#TeamBattlefield is almost done and ready to serve you basic girls with our flawless submission. Terrible single cover? Check. Terrible lyrics? Check. Terrible Song Title? Check.