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Originally posted by daydreams
So, all of the dougie-ing DDs (minus Dev, who decided to stay back and hang at Adele's house with her, Peangelo, and the ghost of Dusty Springfield) rose in the ranks of the X Factor, slaying every boy band, girl band, and Adele-hated mime act in the competition with their raunchy tunes. Only once they, the members of SPARTAAAAAA, reached the final three did Simon Cowell ask them their inspiration for their utter dopeness. "RYAN TEDDER", Ichi responded, without thinking. With that, Deny, being the true hipster 1R fan, and having had enough of Ichi claiming he was the Queen of the group, took Ichi off the stage and attacked him with some sweet kung fu moves. After am awkward period of silence, Deny returned with a battered Ichi, and promptly responded that Adele is our sole inspiration for our madness. Simon Cowell just about exploded in anger, stating that the artist he will forever regret not signing into his machine is actually inspiring groups of hoodlums like ourselves. He demanded we be disqualified and leave immediately. Stunned, SPARTAAAAAA had no idea how to respond. Ed considered making up some other artists they were inspired by. Adele Addict considered trading his entire Adele music collection for a ticket to the finals. Ichi was too pained to speak. Daydreams had left the stage and was attempting to call Adele's house, but the only ones there were Simon and Peangelo, Simon just getting back from a trip to India and was saying that his woman and her fangirly and post-mortem friends seemed to have mysteriously skeedaddled. Cupcake and DF randomly arrived on the stage late, completely blind to the previous events of the past few weeks. Mike internally screamed "I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE, ADELE", having secretly started his conversion to Swiftiehood in the past month. Rachel probably thought of something completely rational and smart to say to Mr. Cowell, but decided us morons weren't worth her time. And Deny didn't really give a crap...because she's kind of a bada$$ like that. It was only then that Adele herself arrived on stage. Dev and Matt (who had skipped this weeks episode filming and just arrived from the Ke$ha concert down the street) were outside, battling the mob of paps and people that follow Adele everyone she goes outside. Adele had some choice words for "the suits at the X Factor", words that can never be repeated for fear of destroying the ear purity of the next hundred generations of atrlers. Dev and Matt, battered from their fight with the creepers, finally made it to the stage. Dusty Springfield's ghost mysteriously disappeared...um...because it's kind of totally irrelevant to the story at this point. However, after finishing her expletive-filled rant, Adele thanked the members of SPARTAAAAAA profusely for their valiant stanhood over the years in the face of endless rumors and terrible pop. As a gift of her gratitude, Adele decided to give each one of them a limited edition, pre-released copy of her new album _____  and a front row ticket to her secret comeback concert at the RAFH in a couple of weeks. However, the second the items that endless daydreams have been made of were about to leave Adele's hands and enter those of her biggest fans, the group DDs vaporized once again from the sheer magic of witnessing Adele...dying in an eternal state of music thirst. |
I'm a shadow 
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She's coming with that hidden promo 
Stan for 19!
Mess! That wasn't even shade! 
But stan! Now those people on the train will buy 19 which lead to subsequent sales for 21