When Jason was at the table, I kept on seeing him looking at me while he's with another girl. Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous? Cause he was totally texting me all night last night and I don't know if I should booty call or not. So, like, what do you think? Do you think that girl is pretty? How did that girl even get in here? Did you see her? She's so short and that dress is so tacky. Who wears cheetah? It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing 'Summertime Sadness'? After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette? I really need one. But first, lemme take a #selfie
Can you guys help me pick a filter? I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia. I wanna look tan. What should my caption be? I want it to be clever. How about... "livin' with my bitches #live". I only got ten likes in the last five minutes. Do you think I should take it down? Lemme take another #selfie
Wait,
pause! Jason
just liked my #selfie, WHAT A CREEP! Is that sleeping over there? Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on. That's so
ratchet! That girl is such a fake model, she definitely bought all her Instagram followers. Who goes out on Mondays? Okay, let's go take some shotsss. Oh no... UGH I feel like I'm gonna throw up. Oh wait, nevermind, I'm fine! Let's go dance! There's no vodka at this table, do you know anyone else here? Oh my god! Jason just texted me. Should I go home with?
I guess I took a good #selfie
