The 1975's "Chocolate" is pure gibberish.
I've been singing "We go weh nobody know, oh guns hitten under oh payico" bc I didn't know what the real lyrics were (We go where nobody knows, got guns hidden under our petticoats)
Nnn and the line Oh, my car smells like chocolate sounds like "Oh my c*ck smells like chocolate"
Misheard:
I got a brand new man and a brand new place, whatchu call whatchu that headed space
My hate and Ima play it cool, I can cook but Ima play for you
You want us to the mall, and what we had a super hard
Actual:
I got a brand new man and a brand new place
If you played your cards right, you coulda had that space
I'm alright, and imma play it cool
I can't cook, but I made a plate for you
You wanted something more, than what we had
What's up with her?
HEARD: "You used to be Mr. Hold Up My Weave, now you're just thirsty for celebrity. Best thing to happen to your ass was me, Pull down them blindfolds, and act like you see..."
ACTUAL: "You used to be Mister all about me. Now you're just thirsty for celebrity. Best thing that happened to your ass was me. Pull down them Tom Fords, and act like you see..."
