It has to be somewhere, I swear. I work at Zara even when I was working at Banana Republic, our stuff were always hidden in the back store. Try again, look harder! We're all behind you! If you get caught, I'll come visit you in jail!
I put a very cute pic of myself, and on the description box I say "come talk to me, I'm here to make friends and I'm willing to talk to anyone blah blah blah..."
When someone messages me: Creep: hey! Me: what's up? I'm Alessandro Creep: cool, top or bottom? Me: Shakira's new album is out on March 25th! Buy it now and I'll send you my nudes! (I won't obviously )
I need to confess, I saw this on twitter, and it made me laugh
Most perfect summary of facts.
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Originally posted by Shakira Stan
Spread the word. We'd do anything for the queen.
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Originally posted by LatinFreak
how do u promote shakria on grindr?
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Originally posted by Giancor
I will promote the album on omegle.
Buy "Shakira" on iTunes or gfto!
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Originally posted by GeeDuval
(runs and download jackd to promote the album) good idea sis
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Originally posted by Shakira Stan
Gurl, you know what it is.
Talking about Grindr, I might use it again to promote the album. I kinda used it for CRTFY.
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Originally posted by WillingtonHH
Im so thirsty, im just gonna get on grindr... Bye sistrens
..!!
Now now wolves. We don't want to be credited as the fanbase that started the targeted market grindr promo-fo-my-fave-popgirl craze.. talk about "the thirst is real"
But its thininking outside the box.. I like.
I put a very cute pic of myself, and on the description box I say "come talk to me, I'm here to make friends and I'm willing to talk to anyone blah blah blah..."
When someone messages me: Creep: hey! Me: what's up? I'm Alessandro Creep: cool, top or bottom? Me: Shakira's new album is out on March 25th! Buy it now and I'll send you my nudes! (I won't obviously )
HOLYYYYY SH*******T!!!!!!!! the country sonnnnnnnng!!!!! her voiceeeeeee!!!!!!
. im not ready!