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Discussion: rap battle
Member Since: 6/10/2011
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oh boy. I can't freestyle, I can admit I'm more of a ghost writer.
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Member Since: 2/16/2010
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Quote:
Originally posted by thirdward
MusicTalka, you just a sh*t talka
I see you lurking on my walla
Come see me
I'm gon dunk u like a balla
I'm here in my Ferrari while u there in that Taxi plz
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thirdward, never have I ever heard
Who you are, I'd love to learn
Why your bars are so absurb
Guess you on a learning curve
Hear my name, you clutch your pearls
You've been shading all the girls
Do my snap all for the world
Clapback if you ready, girl
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Member Since: 8/6/2012
Posts: 16,779
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MusicTalker is that a rap or a christmas carol?
You're clearly mad because you're sucha fail.
You really need to inhale you son of a bitch.
If ATRL was the human body you would be the armpit.
I see you're trying so hard just to get rich
But you raps are so bad it's making me itch
I'm N*Sync, and you'r Big Time Rush
Now take a step to the side before you get BRUSHED.
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ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 8/19/2013
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Quote:
Originally posted by hazuki
oh boy. I can't freestyle, I can admit I'm more of a ghost writer.
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Me either. I write songs a lot better than raps
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Member Since: 6/10/2011
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Quote:
Originally posted by BeyNavi
Me either. I write songs a lot better than raps
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I can write raps but just not freestyle them lol. I DON'T know how good rappers do it so naturally.
BeyNavi? More like old navy
King Bey? Nah son, I'm the king
Oh this ring? You worship it
Like you worship Beyonce
Her fans are more of a nuisance
Behive, be gone.
Stay out of my way
Stand Your Ground, look around
I'm here, and this just my kingdom
Beyonce, is more like my princess than a queen
However, I'm more of a king.
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eh 
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Member Since: 9/1/2013
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Quote:
Originally posted by MusicTalker
thirdward, never have I ever heard
Who you are, I'd love to learn
Why your bars are so absurb
Guess you on a learning curve
Hear my name, you clutch your pearls
You've been shading all the girls
Do my snap all for the world
Clapback if you ready, girl
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B**** I'm ready, but u ain't for my #clapbak
My comeback better than Tupac's
OH! I'm the bawse
D'usse in my hand
Looking at my b**** cuz my beach better
Mine is drunk in D'usse
yours is just thirsty for my watermelon
wishing she can swerve on my Big Ben
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
Posts: 43,331
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Quote:
Originally posted by thirdward
B**** I'm ready, but u ain't for my #clapbak
My comeback better than Tupac's
OH! I'm the bawse
D'usse in my hand
Looking at my b**** cuz my beach better
Mine is drunk in D'usse
yours is just thirsty for my watermelon
wishing she can swerve on my Big Ben
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Who cares about your D'usse, who cares about your Ben
That's right, nobody, not even your friends
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Banned
Member Since: 3/15/2013
Posts: 8,388
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
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You wanna go down why not
I be like Herbie and Hand-you-a-****
And tell you that my name is Ak'
Get on your kness, make like the breeze begin to blow
But don't give me no Ralph Lauren grin
If you're not down to go low
I'm all about mouth ****in
only if you down for dick suckin
if not, B.J. and a beer...keep truckin
and **** chapsticks
I'm comin ashy as hell, wit chapped dicks
for your chapped ass lips
creamin your teeth like dentists as I'm rubbin them
With an erection like injections, **** it I be druggin them
Numbing up your tonsils, like ambesol anesthetic
Cummin down your throat like chloraseptic
No time for apologin.. girlfriend if you..
swallowin... garglin
I'm givin bitches permanent beards
Put your lips here and catch these damn facial hairs
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Member Since: 11/16/2011
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This entire thread 
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Member Since: 8/18/2013
Posts: 12,955
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
Posts: 43,331
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Quote:
Originally posted by Musickid203
This is a cute thread.
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Member Since: 12/21/2011
Posts: 14,053
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(at musickid203)
Cute ain't synonymous with you,
My flow sick, epidemic, influenza, get a flu,
Better yet, a f*cking clue,
Do you know how I am?
I roc diamonds, eats loads o' lamb,
Versace hottie, I don't need no man!
Now bow and stan, for King of ATRL-land!
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
Posts: 43,331
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Quote:
Originally posted by Roc
(at musickid203)
Cute ain't synonymous with you,
My flow sick, epidemic, influenza, get a flu,
Better yet, a f*cking clue,
Do you know how I am?
I roc diamonds, eats loads o' lamb,
Versace hottie, I don't need no man!
Now bow and stan, for King of ATRL-land!
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If your flow is the flu, then mine is HIV/AIDS
I'm so ****ing rich that I have a dozen maids
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Banned
Member Since: 3/15/2013
Posts: 8,388
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Quote:
Originally posted by Roc
(at musickid203)
Cute ain't synonymous with you,
My flow sick, epidemic, influenza, get a flu,
Better yet, a f*cking clue,
Do you know how I am?
I roc diamonds, eats loads o' lamb,
Versace hottie, I don't need no man!
Now bow and stan, for King of ATRL-land!
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hey who the **** you think you are?
think you hot, nah you're flat like tar
talkin bout diamonds while you on food stamps
you need a new job two dollar tramp
say you're the king? the king of what?
drop you in the ocean, sink like a ROC
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Member Since: 9/1/2013
Posts: 15,765
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Quote:
Originally posted by alexanderao
If your flow is the flu, then mine is HIV/AIDS
I'm so ****ing rich that I have a dozen maids
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So rich so why u still grinding on this D? OH!
HIV u didnt caught that on me
Protected sex that's the true tea
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Banned
Member Since: 3/15/2013
Posts: 8,388
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Quote:
Originally posted by thirdward
So rich so why u still grinding on this D? OH!
HIV u didnt caught that on me
Protected sex that's the true tea
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Member Since: 9/1/2013
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Quote:
Originally posted by Neonika
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that line slays.
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Member Since: 12/21/2011
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Quote:
Originally posted by Neonika
hey who the **** you think you are?
think you hot, nah you're flat like tar
talkin bout diamonds while you on food stamps
you need a new job two dollar tramp
say you're the king? the king of what?
drop you in the ocean, sink like a ROC
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I'm Roc, Queen of the Bloc,
Party with me? Nah sorry hoe, I'm on my way to Bangkok!
Ice on my wrist whilst your dad grabs my t*t,
I'm your mom, you my son, this **** got me lit!
Who you calling a tramp, hoe? When I saw you round the corner like a vamp hoe?
I'm the camp though! Are you booking shows?
GET ON MY PLATEAU!
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
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Quote:
Originally posted by thirdward
that line slays.
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That line slays about as hard as your anus
When you're having sex with someone famous
Which is to say, it doesn't.
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