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Originally posted by Shapes
People in this thread are so ****ing delusional.
Gypsy would've absolutely been a hit. And at least Venus would be interesting.
Generic Underwhelming Yawn is a really boring song with boorish production
The touch touch me please retweet line is so CRINGE, and the "I wanna be that GUY (GGGGG UUUUUUUU YYYYYYY) only appeals to twinky bottoms grinding against senior citizens at the local geigh bar.
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Gypsy is basically a Marry the night 2.0, we all know how that charted, and with today's Gaga's position, I think it would've struggled to go top 50.
The "please retweet" line on GUY is potentially iconic, and the chorus can appeal to every kind of bottom, muscled ones, old ones, even versatiles, not only twinks, and of course also women, enough to make the song a hit.
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