Starring: Steffani Geromnatta. Kesha Serbert and Demetria Devonne.
Once upon a time, a depressed Lady Gaga was sitting by the bar and drunk as hell.
A girl covered with glitter passed by and pi$$ed on Gaga.
"Wtf is your problem?" Gaga asked the glitter girl.
"What's wrong bitch" Glitter girl replied.
"Who are you and WHY did you piss on me?!" Gaga asked with anger.
"i am Ke$ha. What are you doing here, depressed woman?" Ke$ha said.
Gaga replied with a raised eyebrow, "I am Gaga, my album was a flop. Couldnt even crack 300K first week giving me Warrior teas and now im drinking beer."
"BEER?! Let me substitute that with this." Kesha said, as she takes the beer from Gaga and replaces it with a yellow liquid.
"Wtf sis" Gaga asked.
"It's holy water now DRINK" Kesha forced Gaga to drink it and she succeeded.
Gaga likes it. She has an idea..
MEANWHILE....
Demi Lovato, a legend in the making, is recording her new album. On her way to the studio, she was writing music.
"What do you think about this lyric? Is it good?" Demi asks her producer.
"It's good, but I think it's too generic. Try to change it a bi-" The producer was interrupted by a FUMING Demi:
"WTF WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN. YOU ARE THE REASON LITTLE GIRLS CUT THEMSELVES. I SUFFERED FROM BULLYING AND NOW YOURE BULLYING ME." Demi gets a razor from her purse and starts to cut, but she was stopped by Paparazzis.
"What are you doing Demi?!" Paparazzis shout.
"I DID COCAINE BUT NOW IM HEALTHY!!1/" Demi shouts back.
Demi finally arrives to the studio, her producer tells her "Maybe you should forget about the past a lil bit"
Demi gets furious and punches him. She then gets her phone out and tweets:
"@ddlovato: Always cut the negative ppl from your life! <3 #Healthy #Blessed #GodIsGood"
Demi continues to the studio, she hears two women 'singing' so she opens the door..
"DO what U want with my P!$$" "DO WHAT U WANT WITH ME! What U want with my Piss oh boy!" Gaga and Ke$ha sung.
Demi, shocked, asks: "Gaga wtf are you doing?"
"Oh, I'm remixing my song for the 7392729th time with K$. I am an ARTIST. Kesha is POP. ARTPOP 2 is COMING."
"k." Demi says as she drinks the beer that was on the table.
It was filled with Yellow liquid.
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While Madonna was signing her fans albums of her album MDNA: The Re-Up, They were interrupted by Cher! Cher began to call Madonna a flop and Madonna clapped back and called Cher old and asked where her cane was. Cher then spat on Madonna and Madonna whipped out her dick and pissed in Cher's wrinkles. Ke$ha appeared with a hose full of her piss, she began to spray everyone with it. All the fans ran out the store, Madonna & Cher ended up jumping Ke$ha. All 3 were arrested and MDNA: The Re-Up flopped....of course.
Got this 21 minutes after the deadline but whatever
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Chris Brown Comes Out As Trans
Angela Cheng Sits Down with the Superstar
So, Chris, tell our readers at The Examiner about your announcement.
I’m a transgender, and I aint got tyme for no ****** dat disrepekt. Is bout hew u r, not what u hav.
What name would you like to go by now?
Robin.
Why did you choose that name?
its quick an rolls off ur tongue. It hits u a bit.
Tell me about your Twitter beef with Jason Derulo.
Weeeelll Jd on the dl and txted me sayin “hmu nigga” so I do and then he tore me up.
You had an affair.
Then this ***** got the ballz which aint evn dat nice to go and deny all dis **** sayin he wants that pug Jordin to marry him. Like ***** two months ago u wuz nuttin in ma bussy. So I tweeted dat ***** and I told him
What’s it like being a woman?
I feel free now tbh. I bought a pack of tampax 2day and didn’t hafta feel ashamed.
How has the transgendered community responded to you; Have you heard from Gaga?
Naaa
Did you hear how much her tickets are, now? Only $6. Isn’t that desperate?
Bitch I don’t wanna talk aboutt that guy. This inter vieiw is about ME. This shitz hard and ****. I spend so mch time tinkin dat maybe im a lil bitch 4 wantin a *****. Every1 thinks im this big person and knowin I was letting em down hurt.
If you had to either kill yourself or listen to ARTPOP, how would you kill yourself?
***** you lisa ling.
[not part of late entry]Feel free not to accept this entry. I had the picture done earlier and the story in my head, but I didn't start it until 6:45 and by the time formatting gets done. I don't know why but I just couldn't get in to this challenge. If this is it for me (which I can accept), then I'm sorry I took a spot from someone that would've submitted on time.[/not part of late entry]
For CrazyCat Please look past the white text not fitting the background!!!
In the PM he Sent me it fitted. So please disregard the text being outside of the graphic!
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Yesterday “Umbrella” singer Rihanna went to shop to buy some clothes for herself, and she spotted a women which looked quite familiar to her, but she couldn’t remember her name, so she started following her, she took her phone out, and started filming the women. The women looked suspicious, and got closer to the bras, she started putting Victoria secret bras in her purse, Rihanna couldn’t control herself, and she got closer to the woman and pulled her weave, the woman started screaming, she beat Rihanna down and spit on her, Rihanna pushed her to the ground, and said, who are you? Ciara says, I’m Brandy, but Rihanna doesn’t believe her. Suddenly Rihanna sees a flop artist Michelle Williams walking by, and asks her “do you know who dis b**ch is?” Michelle says that’s Ciara. Rihanna started laughing and said “dis flop spit on me” Rihanna started slapping her. Ciara yelled “ stop it b**ch from Barbados” Suddenly Michelle grabbed an underwear and started slapping Rihanna with it. Ciara got up and ran away, Michelle followed her. When Rihanna got home she instagramed a photo of Ciara stealing, and wrote under it “Dis b**ch is so poor that she has to steal bras, lock ha poor ass up cops”
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A few days later police got to Ciara’s barn and went inside when they get there they saw Ciara and Michelle having sex in bed. Ciara is not only a thief but a lesbian also, this is breaking news. In the end police arrested both ho’s and locked their asses up. Rihanna was happy, and went to jail. She visited Ciara & Michelle and took a photo of them, and of course posted it to instagram.
BREAKING NEWS!!!! EMINEM PROPOSES TO BEYONCE AT THE GRAMMYS 2015; SHOTS FIRED!!!
At exactly 9:37 p.m. PT, at the 57th Grammys in L.A,, CA, Global Mega Legend, Beyonce, was getting ready to receive her 9th Grammy of the night.
When Grammy presenter, Eminem, finally had enough! He spoke angrily:
"Alright. **** this! (he throws the AOTY award at the audience) It's been 9 years since I was last married, and this bitch is about to earn her 9th award for the night. **** me for saying this, but...( he falls to his knees with tears in his eyes) Beyonce, I love you, I love your voice, your talents, you are everything, there is no one better than you, and at the moment, there is no man better than me. I want to ask you...(slowly)...will you please leave Jay, I want to win this battle."
Almost everyone was astonished
(Katy Perry was busy being disappointed that Blue Ivy caught the award Eminem threw right before she even got the chance to touch it).
No longer than 5 seconds of awkward silence had passed when a loud and high pitched falsetto was screamed from the back of the room!
Justin Timberlake was going berserk!!! The fortunately drunk superstar, attempted to make wholes in Eminem from atop the balcony, he severely missed as the rapper ran. Timberlake jumped off the balcony, landing on Rihanna (nobody cared), as he stood up he was 1-hit punched unconscious by Beyonce's husband.
Beyonce, with much class, stood up, went on stage and said "I'm so sorry, but I'm afraid I have to leave." She picked up her Grammys, and as she walked out she handed one of her subpeers something and whispered: "You deserve it"
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(Don't worry about MusicKid's meltdown, he was 15 hours early)
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OMG! I'm SO sorry I couldnt submit! I've had some unexpected family issues today! Can I submit tomorrow? I've already started
Well it is due tomorrow (well today) at 7PM or maybe 10 PM. EST I forgot the time, but ur still good lol
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Is he CHEATING?
Justin Bieber & Selena gomez have been dating for quite a while.
3 years of a wonderful teen dating.Then all of a sudden the Media started up some news about Justin cheating on her with DEMI LAVOATO!!???
As soon as Selena got ahold of this they had an INTESE fight ( He kicked her in her Million dollar pu$$y)
They broke up and kept throwing side disses at each other!
She's happy!
And he was forced to say with the witch and best singer of all time Demi lovahoe.
Below Sent to me at 12am EST, but I was lazy at the time
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Lorde vs. Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger on Twitter
On January 5, 2014, Avril Lavigne tweeted out, "Who the f*** is Lorde? And why does she diss everyone? She has no right." Lorde tweeted Avril back, saying, "I'm an artist, and what are you, a fading popstar?" Avril tweeted back, "Little girl, you don't want to start with me." Lorde replied, "Here's to never growing up, bitch." Avril, infuriated by Lorde's actions, got her husband, Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger, to tweet at Lorde, "Nobody talks to my wife like that. You should apologize." Lorde tweeted back, "Shouldn't she apologize? I mean she was rude about me from the get go." Avril tweeted out, "@lordemusic BITCH PLEASE." Chad Kroeger then tweeted, "#stopitlittlegirl NOW." Lorde tweeted, saying "Why do I need to put up with two has-beens?" and then, she said, "When was the last time Nickelback or Avril Lavigne had a hit? #alongasstime" Avril then said to her fans, "Little Black Stars, do we need to put up with this little girl. F*** NO. #stopitlittlegirl." Then, the Little Black Stars tweeted out to Lorde, "#stopitlittlegirl." Some people even put threats inside their tweets, saying that Lorde's boyfriend was ugly and that she must #stopitlittlegirl. #stopitlittlegirl was trending worldwide in an hour with the combination of Nickelback and Avril Lavigne fans. Lorde then told her friends that, "I'm not going to deal with them #justletitgo." Maybe, the 17 year-old Lorde is being the more mature one in this matter...
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Angel Haze recently released her debut album, Dirty Gold. Despite the name, we can assure you, Mrs. Haze never expected something so dirty to go down at her party. As many of us know, Angel Haze had a feud with Azealia Banks which was plastered on social media. This spawned many diss tracks and a response from Perez Hilton. Well, at Angel Haze’s album release party, Azealia Banks somehow found her way in. Reports say Azealia Banks arrived to the party at around 1:50 AM and went unnoticed for a little over a minute. As Angel was talking about her album with critics you could hear “**** ALL DESE HOZ. U TOO RITA IMA ABORT YOUR PREGNANT ASS!” Azealia then pushed Rita Ora down, one of Angel’s good friends, and then proceeded to grab a coat hanger out of her purse and try to abort Rita Ora’s baby.
Rita then screamed at Azealia “BITCH I’M NOT PREGNANT STOP!!!” Azealia didn’t listen. After two minutes of torturing Rita, Azealia then stood up and spit on her. She then went to Angel Haze and said “Bitch I gotta ****, where’s the toilet?” Angel just told her to leave, still in shock and crying. Azealia then lifted up her dress and hopped on a table and **** all over the buffet.
At approximately 2:30 AM police arrived at the party and took custody of Azealia Amanda Banks. Interscope recently announced that they’ve dropped the aspiring rapper. Azealia posted on her twitter after being bailed out “LMAOO @ALL THESE F*GGOTZ @ the NYPD”
Azealia then posted a diss for the NYPD on her soundcloud. NYPD has yet to respond.
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TMZ.com told earlier today an unbelievable story about two of the biggest stars in the pop music nowadays: Adele and Mariah Carey.
The paparazzi saw them fighting over a CD (or a demo). When they zoomed in, we found out that the words "Adele feat. Mariah Carey - Young and Beautiful" were written all over it.
We also talked with one fan that were there when this happened.
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I was there for Mariah. I am one of her biggest fans and I knew that she'll be out of the studio soon. Anyway, I waited like two hours and I heard some glass-breaking noises. Actually, the two pop stars went into the glass door and broke it. Adele's weight wasn't helpful too. Probably, she was the one to break it.
After two days of not knowing anything about the pop stars, we found out that they were in a hospital, in separate rooms. We asked Mariah what happened there at the studio.
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It was in the afternoon as you probably found out. I called Adele and I told her that I have this demo and that we can work together. She was like: "This ain't gonna give me a Grammy because of you, so I doubt I will be in". I sighed and then closed the phone. In the morning, I saw her in the studio, I spoke as nice as possible to her. After this, she decided to record that duet with me. In the end, I was like "Thank you" and she was like "No, thank you" and took the CD from my hands. I told her: "What are you doing". She replied "This will be on my record" and from this part, you know everything.
In the middle of the night, when the paparazzi were at Adele's house, expecting her to comeback from the hospital, we saw Madonna there. The paparazzi asked her where is she going and she replied "Adele needed something from her house so yes, I am here to give that to her".
Madonna is crazy!!! Some paparazzi followed her incognito and she actually went in Mariah's house. They took photos through her windows. She stole Adele's Grammy Awards and gave them to Mariah.
After 10 minutes, Adele came with a knife and started attacking both saying she wants the demo and her awards. The two singers ran from Mariah's house, while Adele broke all of the awards that Mariah had.
Below Sent to me at 12am EST, but I was lazy at the time
What's this mean?
It means it was sent in to my PM box at 12 AM EST on the day after it was due (aka It was sent at 12AM 1/6/13 EST or 9PM 1/5/13 PST instead of 1/5/13 at 7PM EST like it was supposed to be due)
<3 #Healthy #Blessed #GodIsGood"
Angela Cheng Sits Down with the Superstar
C'Mon (Ke$ha)
