Umich = Adele (Always slaying)
H-I-M = Gaga (Always free-falling and gliding right back up. )
Rem = Miley (Consistent, but now just getting a #1 )
Retro = Janet (Serving those steady Top 10's)
Toysoldier = Katy (Giving me payola, release, discount, etc teas )
Gotintoririfever = Xtina / Current Ke$ha
I would say I'm Rihanna. Everywhere and known and slaying continually with all these weeks, but still ain't got that #1 album.