Gather 'round, children and lurkers. Aunt Katie has words to say.
Domino, sis, take a handful of prescription strength chill pills. Even I, halfway through a period, with lots of girl feelings, overworked in real life, did not throw a tantrum half this size. Britney Spears called and said your meltdown was too much.
You've done well in this competition. Actually, you've done great. The lowest I've ranked you is #4.
Number freaking four. Four may be a flop number for some pop stars but it's not in this competition. We let your first freak out go because it might have been an off time. The second one wasn't that annoying. This one? For realsies?
Let's have a real talk about this current fiasco. This is a game. Games are supposed to be fun. I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Kavish when he freaked out: there are going to be 13 losers and 1 winner. That's just the numbers of the game. I'm not saying you're losing this round because - no offense to the person about whom I'm referencing - it's rather clear who is going home. I'm almost 100% certain that you're safe. It would be an even bigger shock if you weren't. Now, quitting because someone said you had the least potential? Stop and reevaluate. If that's enough to knock a star player out then this game really is shocking. Who cares if someone thinks you don't have the best potential? Unless every single judge agrees, then it doesn't matter.
(Hint: they don't. That's why you've always been placed near the top.)
Now we can move to the permaban. Like, fo'real? With that Rihanna avi you've always looked pretty hardcore but this is not what I had pictured. Let's go back to the point about who the hell cares what the competitors thought? The judges have never placed you on the bottom but that doesn't seem to be good enough. It appears that you want no criticism from peers or judges, and that you want top callout each week. It's weird that you've had the most meltdowns when you've never really done poorly or even been received poorly.
You gotta get that eye of the tiger, tougher than a lion, get on the right track, stand a little taller, and whatever the hell else pop stars preach about for attention. I don't remember what else I wanted to say. That's probably enough for now.
Oh wait, here's an excerpt from your application this cycle:
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3. Out of all of the ATRL members, what makes you a TOP MEMBER?
I am the top member because I get a long with everyone and I am keeping everything classy.
Please pick me. You won't regret it.
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