[BambiStar]

Originally posted by EatmeZayn

Proactive doesn't cure his horrid tats or lackluster body/face.

Harry has a toned body. Better than Liam's deformed abs His tattoos are a mess I agree, but it's not like you'll see them when the lights are off anyways

[EatmeZayn]

With Liam I wouldn't need the lights off, that should tell you something.

[dirrtydiana]

[BambiStar]

Originally posted by MWB

fhfkdk; Mess.

I still don't get what this picture of Emeli Sande is supposed to mean. But okay!

Originally posted by EatmeZayn

With Liam I wouldn't need the lights off, that should tell you something.

Liam would be so boring in bed though. He'd be too busy worrying if you're comfortable enough. Liiiike

[dirrtydiana]

Originally posted by BambiStar

Liam's deformed abs

[MWB]

I don't know who Emeli Sande is but okay.

[Prometheus.]

Liam's abs do look weird, though.

[BubbleBath]

It's better to be unique than be normal.

[NaughtyDog]

Call your girlfriend fiance
It's time you had the talk
Give your reasons
Say it's not her fault
But you just met somebody new (me)

[EatmeZayn]

Originally posted by BambiStar

I still don't get what this picture of Emeli Sande is supposed to mean. But okay!


Liam would be so boring in bed though. He'd be too busy worrying if you're comfortable enough. Liiiike

I would make him **** me hard while he screamed and groaned his way through Rock Me's chorus.

[BambiStar]

Originally posted by MWB

I don't know who Emeli Sande is but okay.

That British singer who can sell albums better than Demi even though she's local to the UK

Originally posted by BubbleBath

It's better to be unique than be normal.

ddddd that's EXACTLY Liam's problem, though He's completely normal/average.

[dirrtydiana]

Liam would tear anyone up






"How Liam Payne saved my life: Brave One Direction star beat out flames with hands after freak accident"

http://cowbellmilk.tumblr.com/post/6...-my-life-brave

[dirrtydiana]

Originally posted by EatmeZayn

I would make him **** me hard while he screamed and groaned his way through Rock Me's chorus.

[Prometheus.]

Originally posted by EatmeZayn

I would make him **** me hard while he screamed and groaned his way through Rock Me's chorus.

Calm down, you virgin.

[BambiStar]

Originally posted by EatmeZayn

I would make him **** me hard while he screamed and groaned his way through Rock Me's chorus.

Well that's cute... I guess

Originally posted by dirrtydiana

"How Liam Payne saved my life: Brave One Direction star beat out flames with hands after freak accident"

http://cowbellmilk.tumblr.com/post/6...-my-life-brave

Omg that's crazy! Liam is such a great friend and a good person. Trying to put out the flames with his bare hands! I can't even imagine going through what Andy did. I would have fire nightmares for years!

[MWB]

Originally posted by ImARudeBoy

Calm down, you virgin.

Get ha together!

[EatmeZayn]

Originally posted by MWB

Get ha together!

Originally posted by ImARudeBoy

Calm down, you virgin.

Seethe because you stan for the lessor being known as Harry Styles.

[EatmeZayn]

Going to bed gyals. Night

[BambiStar]

Wait, EatMeZayn is a virgin? It all makes sense now

[Prometheus.]

Originally posted by EatmeZayn

Seethe because you stan for the lessor being known as Harry Styles.

The thing I'm thinking about is EatMeZayn being in bed with Liam.

How are you going to explain your username?

Won't he be put off by your thirst for his boyfriend?

Which one of us Directioners will leak this scandal to TMZ?