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Originally posted by Maleficent
First of all, thanks for those 3 images where just one would have sufficed. I appreciate the extra scrolling I had to do.
Second of all, you need to suck a few dicks to get somewhere in life. Kim Kardashian knew that, and so do I.
Thirdly, I guess my shade in that post was a little too subtle, since you obviously didn't pick up on it.
I'll now leave you with your selfie so you can dwell on the fact it would be good for you to leave the house and get some exercise so that people will actually want some of your fruit and you can stop lying to yourself by saying that it's your own choice to remain pure.

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1. You telling me to get exercise when you're complaining about a little extra scrolling
2. I hope you find your Kanye West
3. I got the Xtina shade but it was so stale that I didn't find it worthy to even mention
4.
