LOL the first episode was a MESS. Just like I expected.
I was PISSED at those idiots voting off Candice (the only hot girl this season!) right away, but her comments about Rupert on RI and her chopping the coconut while saying her tribemate's names were GOLD!
Brad Culpepper cracks me the hell up, he reminds me of all those other idiot alpha males who play too hard too fast (Troyzan, Jeff Kent, Matt the rooster) and then get blindsides. I bet he won't be around long.
Colton, ughhhhhh I HATE HIM EVEN MORE! His ridiculous crying was annoying and so fake, and then his screaming at Kat during the IC was pathetic. But her "OH HELL NO!" was the single best line of the episode
Speaking of that challenge... how is it physically possible for someone to be so inept... GERVASE! And lol at "The Real Housewives of the Philippines" dominating that puzzle. Gervase's gloating pissed me off SO much, like, I could understand it if you kicked ass, but you SUCKED! SHUT UP!
Poor Marissa getting voted out though for her uncle's actions. Why do the sassy yet likable black chicks always go out so early!? I hope she and Candice SLAUGHTER Rupert's fat ass next week!
So yeah. I'm cheering for: Hayden & Kat, Candice & John, Marissa, and Tina. And I don't mind Tyson & Rachel either.
Everyone else I hate
